Was your first act of sexual intercourse as difficult as this?

[mudskipper]

In explaining to two Canadians why we found 'fanny pack' so hilarious, I described it as 'lady bits'.

[OwlHoot]

Vagina?

In classical times words like "vagina", "vulva", "clitoris", and "penis" among others were considered unspeakably coarse slang!

From memory, I think the proper name for "clitoris" was "landica", and for "vagina" it was "ficus", and there were respectable alternatives to the others.

Similarly, it's ironic that (until recently) the Roman Catholic church used latin for its services, when the Romans themselves would have considered Latin too commonplace and used Etruscan for theirs.

[vetran]

My girls & friends describe it as their 'Minnie' (as in the mouse).

For the more amorous moments with Mrs V, I prefer 'Love Canal' or her 'Willy warmer'.

[MaryPoppins]

For the more amorous moments with Mrs V, I prefer 'Love Canal' or her 'Willy warmer'.

Someone pass me the brain bleach.

[MyUserName]

Someone pass me the brain bleach.

I have never heard it called that before!

[mudskipper]

My girls & friends describe it as their 'Minnie' (as in the mouse).

For the more amorous moments with Mrs V, I prefer 'Love Canal' or her 'Willy warmer'.

Minerva is a bit classier.

[MattZani]

crevasse

[vetran]

Someone pass me the brain bleach.

mission accomplished!

Mrs V would slap me silly and not in a nice way.

[MyUserName]

Minerva is a bit classier.

Really? What does she call it?

[mudskipper]

mission accomplished!

Mrs V would slap me silly and not in a nice way.

Domestic violence is never acceptable...