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    #81
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Just glance over at the urinals.

    HTH.
    you bought a she-wee then MS?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #82
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      you bought a she-wee then MS?
      Spotted in a local shop: Jonhy Wee (they also do a Duke Puke)

      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #83
        Funny you should say that.

        Have just bought, on a mate's recommendation, Travel Johns, for my Inca Trail / camping trip.

        Dunno whether I'll use them - probably not if I'm sharing a tent with a stranger as looks likely at the moment!

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          #84
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

          Its actually quite interesting how many of the same traits both religions share
          I think they're all branches from the same root. Most of the major religions throughout history have the same events in their back stories - cataclysmic floods & arks, etc. Even seemingly very different religions like Hinduism with all of the crazy 3 headed tigers and what not.

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            #85
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            Funny you should say that.

            Have just bought, on a mate's recommendation, Travel Johns, for my Inca Trail / camping trip.

            Dunno whether I'll use them - probably not if I'm sharing a tent with a stranger as looks likely at the moment!

            shoot MS , when is the trip ?????.
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #86
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              shoot MS , when is the trip ?????.
              Leave a week Friday.

              Only away for just over a week - a couple of days in Cusco, walk the trail (4 days) then another day, then home.

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                #87
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                Its actually quite interesting how many of the same traits both religions share
                Not at all surprising though. Christianity started as a Jewish sect. Islam appeared when Christianity had been running for a few hundred years. Mo spent time with Jews and Christians, and Muslims consider Islam to be the (final) successor of Christianity and Judaism (who, according to Mo, failed to implement God's plan).
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by Scruff View Post
                  Are you TykeMerc's Sockie?
                  Do you believe everything you read on a Wikipedia?
                  You're not very bright. Saying "it's a stereotype that Jews are rich" is not the same as saying I believe that stereotype.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    Not at all surprising though. Christianity started as a Jewish sect. Islam appeared when Christianity had been running for a few hundred years. Mo spent time with Jews and Christians, and Muslims consider Islam to be the (final) successor of Christianity and Judaism (who, according to Mo, failed to implement God's plan).
                    I'd always thought there was a split in the OT which is where Islam came from (legitimate vs illegitimate children or something like that). I wonder what, if any, religion that spawned since clearly it wasn't Islam!
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      You're not very bright. Saying "it's a stereotype that Jews are rich" is not the same as saying I believe that stereotype.
                      Pot calling kettle...

                      I am outta here, since I haven't got the time, patience or energy to deal with your backtracking bigotry. Merely pointing out the stereotypes reveals your prejudices.
                      I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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