need some advise. I am working in accounting and would like to get some guidance how to get into the world of being a business analyst. training mainly.
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For training take a look at BCS certification.
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ADVICEOriginally posted by dabbo View Postneed some advise. I am working in accounting and would like to get some guidance how to get into the world of being a business analyst. training mainly.
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You want ADVICE on training or ADVICE on how to get training to be a business analyst?Originally posted by dabbo View Postneed some advise. I am working in accounting and would like to get some guidance how to get into the world of being a business analyst. training mainly.
Fail. Stick to numbers, if you want my advise.Comment
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Here is your free BA training:
1. Ask for specification from client
2. Start to rework specification into new document with the same text but different layout. Add nonsensical or pointless diagrams. Leave out sections at random.
3. Save it to Sharepoint
4. Once devs have started work, randomly add and remove paragraphs from the document, changing it completely, and save it again to Sharepoint.
5. Blame devs when it all goes wrong and client complains
6. Move to next gigComment
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Someone sounds bitter.Originally posted by oversteer View PostHere is your free BA training:
1. Ask for specification from client
2. Start to rework specification into new document with the same text but different layout. Add nonsensical or pointless diagrams. Leave out sections at random.
3. Save it to Sharepoint
4. Once devs have started work, randomly add and remove paragraphs from the document, changing it completely, and save it again to Sharepoint.
5. Blame devs when it all goes wrong and client complains
6. Move to next gig"Israel, Palestine, Cats." He Said
"See?"Comment
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Sonmeone doesn't understand design approval and Change Management...Originally posted by NickNick View PostSomeone sounds bitter.
Blog? What blog...?
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Plus you forgot to add "sits around drinking coffee all day"Originally posted by oversteer View PostHere is your free BA training:
1. Ask for specification from client
2. Start to rework specification into new document with the same text but different layout. Add nonsensical or pointless diagrams. Leave out sections at random.
3. Save it to Sharepoint
4. Once devs have started work, randomly add and remove paragraphs from the document, changing it completely, and save it again to Sharepoint.
5. Blame devs when it all goes wrong and client complains
6. Move to next gigComment
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