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  • Antman
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    Originally posted by oversteer View Post
    Here is your free BA training:

    1. Ask for specification from client
    2. Start to rework specification into new document with the same text but different layout. Add nonsensical or pointless diagrams. Leave out sections at random.
    3. Save it to Sharepoint
    4. Once devs have started work, randomly add and remove paragraphs from the document, changing it completely, and save it again to Sharepoint.
    5. Blame devs when it all goes wrong and client complains
    6. Move to next gig
    Plus you forgot to add "sits around drinking coffee all day"

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  • malvolio
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    Originally posted by NickNick View Post
    Someone sounds bitter.
    Sonmeone doesn't understand design approval and Change Management...

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  • NickNick
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    Originally posted by oversteer View Post
    Here is your free BA training:

    1. Ask for specification from client
    2. Start to rework specification into new document with the same text but different layout. Add nonsensical or pointless diagrams. Leave out sections at random.
    3. Save it to Sharepoint
    4. Once devs have started work, randomly add and remove paragraphs from the document, changing it completely, and save it again to Sharepoint.
    5. Blame devs when it all goes wrong and client complains
    6. Move to next gig
    Someone sounds bitter.

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  • oversteer
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    Here is your free BA training:

    1. Ask for specification from client
    2. Start to rework specification into new document with the same text but different layout. Add nonsensical or pointless diagrams. Leave out sections at random.
    3. Save it to Sharepoint
    4. Once devs have started work, randomly add and remove paragraphs from the document, changing it completely, and save it again to Sharepoint.
    5. Blame devs when it all goes wrong and client complains
    6. Move to next gig

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by dabbo View Post
    need some advise. I am working in accounting and would like to get some guidance how to get into the world of being a business analyst. training mainly.
    You want ADVICE on training or ADVICE on how to get training to be a business analyst?

    Fail. Stick to numbers, if you want my advise.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by dabbo View Post
    need some advise. I am working in accounting and would like to get some guidance how to get into the world of being a business analyst. training mainly.
    ADVICE

    ADVICE

    ADVICE

    Learn how to write first would be a good start.

    But this is probably a troll anyway.

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  • cojak
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    For training take a look at BCS certification.

    BCS International Diploma in Business Analysis | BCS International Diploma in Business Analysis | Higher | Business Analysis | Certifications | BCS Certifications

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  • dabbo
    started a topic Business Analyst

    Business Analyst

    need some advise. I am working in accounting and would like to get some guidance how to get into the world of being a business analyst. training mainly.
    Last edited by Contractor UK; 28 March 2017, 15:20.

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