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Someone sounds bitter.Originally posted by oversteer View PostHere is your free BA training:
1. Ask for specification from client
2. Start to rework specification into new document with the same text but different layout. Add nonsensical or pointless diagrams. Leave out sections at random.
3. Save it to Sharepoint
4. Once devs have started work, randomly add and remove paragraphs from the document, changing it completely, and save it again to Sharepoint.
5. Blame devs when it all goes wrong and client complains
6. Move to next gig
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Here is your free BA training:
1. Ask for specification from client
2. Start to rework specification into new document with the same text but different layout. Add nonsensical or pointless diagrams. Leave out sections at random.
3. Save it to Sharepoint
4. Once devs have started work, randomly add and remove paragraphs from the document, changing it completely, and save it again to Sharepoint.
5. Blame devs when it all goes wrong and client complains
6. Move to next gig
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You want ADVICE on training or ADVICE on how to get training to be a business analyst?Originally posted by dabbo View Postneed some advise. I am working in accounting and would like to get some guidance how to get into the world of being a business analyst. training mainly.
Fail. Stick to numbers, if you want my advise.
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ADVICEOriginally posted by dabbo View Postneed some advise. I am working in accounting and would like to get some guidance how to get into the world of being a business analyst. training mainly.
ADVICE
ADVICE
Learn how to write first would be a good start.
But this is probably a troll anyway.
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For training take a look at BCS certification.
BCS International Diploma in Business Analysis | BCS International Diploma in Business Analysis | Higher | Business Analysis | Certifications | BCS Certifications
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Business Analyst
need some advise. I am working in accounting and would like to get some guidance how to get into the world of being a business analyst. training mainly.Last edited by Contractor UK; 28 March 2017, 15:20.Tags: None
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