Joke aside, has anyone hedged their warchest? Looked into investing an another country to get Visa?
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Marry an Oirish woman and get EU citizenship...Originally posted by GigiBronz View PostJoke aside, has anyone hedged their warchest? Looked into investing an another country to get Visa?Comment
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Or an Eastern European stripper.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostMarry an Oirish woman and get EU citizenship...
And hopefully your warchest will last you long enough to qualify for visa...Comment
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Think of all that dirty and degrading sex....Originally posted by GigiBronz View PostOr an Eastern European stripper.
Poor woman.Comment
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Just topped up the wine collection, it should see me through the winter.Make Mercia Great Again!Comment
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My Pinot noir grapes aren’t quite ready to pick yet, probably next week. I’m down to about the last 100 bottles of non-homemade. That might see me through to Christmas.Originally posted by BlueSharp View PostJust topped up the wine collection, it should see me through the winter.
Good job my South African supplier already has all the paperwork and import licences sorted out.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by BlueSharp View PostJust topped up the wine collection, it should see me through the winter.What's with all this stockpiling? I don't have to and as the Leave camp would have you believe: "They need us more than we need them."Originally posted by WTFH View PostMy Pinot noir grapes aren’t quite ready to pick yet, probably next week. I’m down to about the last 100 bottles of non-homemade. That might see me through to Christmas.
Good job my South African supplier already has all the paperwork and import licences sorted out.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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The NHS can run out of medication, but I'm not doing Christmas with the in-laws and no alcohol!Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWhat's with all this stockpiling? I don't have to and as the Leave camp would have you believe: "They need us more than we need them."Make Mercia Great Again!Comment
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Just the essentials.
Booze ✓
Fags ✓
Bog roll ✓Scoots still says that Apr 2020 didn't mark the start of a new stock bull market.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostMarry an Oirish woman and get EU citizenship...
Not quite as simple as that - to get Irish citizenship when you aren't Irish, you could marry an Irish person, but the two of you will need to live in Ireland for 3 years after marriage…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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