Stockpiling for Contractors

[Old Greg]

I've ordered this. It comes with a tonne of acorns and hazelnuts to keep the operator fed.

[BR14]

Never, ever, ever prove to be any good with one of those things, you'll end up carrying the bastard!

I was, and often did

[Zigenare]

I was, and often did

I was also speaking with the voice of experience.

[BR14]

I was speaking with the voice of experience.

As was I.

[Zigenare]

As was I.

I bet I can piss higher up the wall!

[BR14]

I bet I can piss higher up the wall!

yeh, but my cat's got bigger bolloks than yours.

[Zigenare]

yeh, but my cat's got bigger bolloks than yours.

There is no ******* way that your cats bollocks are bigger than mine!

[DoctorStrangelove]

L115A3 plus ghillie suit is more my style.

I'm not into close up & personal.

Oh, and it's slugs in the shotgun rather than shot.

May as well be hung for a sheep as a goat.

[BR14]

There is no ******* way that your cats bollocks are bigger than mine!

they ARE rather huge, you know

[Gibbon]

Never, ever, ever prove to be any good with one of those things, you'll end up carrying the bastard!

I was tulipe with blank ammo, never could fire any off on exercise and got bollocked a few times for being slow to return fire, but come endex guess who was first to the NAAFI bar having handed my good as new rifle back into the armoury. Life's too short for cleaning carbon out of barrels!