Stockpiling for Contractors

[Zigenare]

I was tulipe with blank ammo, never could fire any off on exercise and got bollocked a few times for being slow to return fire, but come endex guess who was first to the NAAFI bar having handed my good as new rifle back into the armoury. Life's too short for cleaning carbon out of barrels!

Effing SAS!

[DimPrawn]

Tatler’s guide for what you ought to be stockpiling for Brexit | Tatler

All of that crap can be sourced with better equivalents from the UK.

Le Creuset --> Cookware or Samuel Groves | British Cookware Manufacturer over 200 Years - Samuel Groves Online
Veuve Clicquot Champagne --> Wyfold Vineyard - A very personal affair
L’Occitane en Provence --> Cruelty-Free Skincare & Beauty Products | The Body Shop

[BR14]

All of that crap can be sourced with better equivalents from the UK.

Le Creuset --> Cookware or Samuel Groves | British Cookware Manufacturer over 200 Years - Samuel Groves Online
Veuve Clicquot Champagne --> Wyfold Vineyard - A very personal affair
L’Occitane en Provence --> Cruelty-Free Skincare & Beauty Products | The Body Shop

and the GPMG.
and ammo.

just have to raid an armoury, no worries

[Zigenare]

and the GPMG.
and ammo.
and someone to carry the bastard!

just have to raid an armoury, no worries

Gratis.

[BR14]

Gratis.

you get the ammo.
ruperts don't carry ammo.

[Zigenare]

you get the ammo.
ruperts don't carry ammo.

Yeah, they're too busy carrying a sack of tulipe around.

[BR14]

Yeah, they're too busy carrying a sack of tulipe around.

feck off, craphat

[darmstadt]

2 out 3 ain't bad (Samuel Groves nearly went tits-up back in 2013 but the company sorted that one out.)

All of that crap can be sourced with better equivalents from the UK.
L’Occitane en Provence --> Cruelty-Free Skincare & Beauty Products | The Body Shop

Body Shop announces jobs to go to Germany in wake of Brexit | Metro News

[Old Greg]

Much of England, at least outside of London, has extensive stockpiles of cretins.

[darmstadt]

Plan B