Reply to: Stockpiling for Contractors

[Old Greg]

Not quite as simple as that - to get Irish citizenship when you aren't Irish, you could marry an Irish person, but the two of you will need to live in Ireland for 3 years after marriage

It feels like 6 years.

[WTFH]

Marry an Oirish woman and get EU citizenship...

Not quite as simple as that - to get Irish citizenship when you aren't Irish, you could marry an Irish person, but the two of you will need to live in Ireland for 3 years after marriage

[DealorNoDeal]

Just the essentials.

Booze ✓
Fags ✓
Bog roll ✓

[BlueSharp]

What's with all this stockpiling? I don't have to and as the Leave camp would have you believe: "They need us more than we need them."

The NHS can run out of medication, but I'm not doing Christmas with the in-laws and no alcohol!

[darmstadt]

Just topped up the wine collection, it should see me through the winter.

My Pinot noir grapes aren’t quite ready to pick yet, probably next week. I’m down to about the last 100 bottles of non-homemade. That might see me through to Christmas.

Good job my South African supplier already has all the paperwork and import licences sorted out.

What's with all this stockpiling? I don't have to and as the Leave camp would have you believe: "They need us more than we need them."

[WTFH]

Just topped up the wine collection, it should see me through the winter.

My Pinot noir grapes aren’t quite ready to pick yet, probably next week. I’m down to about the last 100 bottles of non-homemade. That might see me through to Christmas.

Good job my South African supplier already has all the paperwork and import licences sorted out.

[BlueSharp]

Just topped up the wine collection, it should see me through the winter.

[DimPrawn]

Or an Eastern European stripper.

Think of all that dirty and degrading sex....


Poor woman.

[GigiBronz]

Marry an Oirish woman and get EU citizenship...

Or an Eastern European stripper.
And hopefully your warchest will last you long enough to qualify for visa...

[DimPrawn]

Joke aside, has anyone hedged their warchest? Looked into investing an another country to get Visa?

Marry an Oirish woman and get EU citizenship...

[GigiBronz]

Joke aside, has anyone hedged their warchest? Looked into investing an another country to get Visa?

[darmstadt]

Plan B

[Old Greg]

Much of England, at least outside of London, has extensive stockpiles of cretins.

[darmstadt]

2 out 3 ain't bad (Samuel Groves nearly went tits-up back in 2013 but the company sorted that one out.)

All of that crap can be sourced with better equivalents from the UK.
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[BR14]

Yeah, they're too busy carrying a sack of tulipe around.

feck off, craphat