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#391

23 August 2019, 08:38

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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23 August 2019, 09:18

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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#393

23 August 2019, 11:44

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How dare you slander me like that?

Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!
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23 August 2019, 12:16

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#395

23 August 2019, 13:19

Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

******* foreigners, never happy!

"But but but I cooked with Mary Berry!!!!" - A reason to be deported if ever there was one!

You've been granted a status commensurate with the rules. Hth.

Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.
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#396

23 August 2019, 14:12

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Very funny. Nice of you to throw a bone to the Brexiters so they can join in the chuckle.

Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!
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23 August 2019, 20:24

I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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24 August 2019, 11:14

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24 August 2019, 21:10

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