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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Obviously the Home Office don't like chefs:Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostVery funny. Nice of you to throw a bone to the Brexiters so they can join in the chuckle.

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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I see, so the headline is "lawyer doesn't know how to press the right button", rather than the Home Office is full of meanies.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostObviously the Home Office don't like chefs:

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My sister-in-law is a lawyer. She's also technologically challenged.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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If he can't knock up a wicked chicken bhuna, he clearly doesn't belong here...Originally posted by darmstadt View PostObviously the Home Office don't like chefs:

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His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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What that foreign muck? He was cooking traditional British dishes such as Jellied Eels, Tripe, Stargazy Pie, Laver Bread, Faggots and Haggis...Originally posted by Mordac View PostIf he can't knock up a wicked chicken bhuna, he clearly doesn't belong here...“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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And fortunately for you, none of these can be found on a German menu. Except tripe, which I think is disguised as the much nicer sounding "kutteln". It's a word I'll never forget, having made that mistake once.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWhat that foreign muck? He was cooking traditional British dishes such as Jellied Eels, Tripe, Stargazy Pie, Laver Bread, Faggots and Haggis...
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Although: You'll never really be German until you try these 10 weird foods - The LocalOriginally posted by Mordac View PostAnd fortunately for you, none of these can be found on a German menu. Except tripe, which I think is disguised as the much nicer sounding "kutteln". It's a word I'll never forget, having made that mistake once.
Saumagen is similar to Haggis but made with a pig's stomach and Jellied Eels are known in Germany as Aal in Aspik“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Another man child:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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