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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        Very funny. Nice of you to throw a bone to the Brexiters so they can join in the chuckle.
        Obviously the Home Office don't like chefs:



        However:

        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            Obviously the Home Office don't like chefs:



            However:

            I see, so the headline is "lawyer doesn't know how to press the right button", rather than the Home Office is full of meanies.

            My sister-in-law is a lawyer. She's also technologically challenged.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              Obviously the Home Office don't like chefs:



              However:

              If he can't knock up a wicked chicken bhuna, he clearly doesn't belong here...
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                If he can't knock up a wicked chicken bhuna, he clearly doesn't belong here...
                What that foreign muck? He was cooking traditional British dishes such as Jellied Eels, Tripe, Stargazy Pie, Laver Bread, Faggots and Haggis...
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  What that foreign muck? He was cooking traditional British dishes such as Jellied Eels, Tripe, Stargazy Pie, Laver Bread, Faggots and Haggis...
                  And fortunately for you, none of these can be found on a German menu. Except tripe, which I think is disguised as the much nicer sounding "kutteln". It's a word I'll never forget, having made that mistake once.
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                    And fortunately for you, none of these can be found on a German menu. Except tripe, which I think is disguised as the much nicer sounding "kutteln". It's a word I'll never forget, having made that mistake once.
                    Although: You'll never really be German until you try these 10 weird foods - The Local

                    Saumagen is similar to Haggis but made with a pig's stomach and Jellied Eels are known in Germany as Aal in Aspik
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      Another man child:

                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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