Supermarkets slam "food stockpiling" suggestion by government.

[motoukenin]

Of course we're all going to starve, all our food comes from the EU, and if we upset the dunk twat he'll confiscate the keys to all the lorries. Oh, but I've just enjoyed a lovely meal of Scottish Salmon, Cornish potatoes, and British spinach, with a sauce made of British cream and dill from the garden. All washed down with a very nice glass of NZ sauvignon blanc. I can't vouch for the lemon, which may well have been EU sourced, I may just have to do without in future. I don't know how you manage it, but you give tiresome twats a seriously bad name...

Mordac's menu for the week:

Monday : Scottish salmon fishcakes with cornish mash potatoes and fresh garden dill NZ wine
Tuesday : Scottish salmon fish pie with a cornish mash potato topping with fresh grass from the garden, some fecker stole all my dill..NZ wine delayed due to bad weather in pacific.
Wednesday: half Scottish salmon it just doubled in price due to high demand, with 2 cornish new potatoes nobody to pick them so they are rationing , bottle of newcastle brown
Thursday: No salmon the Scots want that for themselves, 1 cornish new potato six pack of john smiths grass from the garden
Friday: 12 pack of john smiths any sign of that f$king wine boat yet.
Saturday: Scottish methalated spirits, Cornish weed who cares about the wine.
Sunday: Not hungry staying in bed its the EU's fault there's no food anyway.

[Mordac]

Mordac's menu for the week:

Monday : Scottish salmon fishcakes with cornish mash potatoes and fresh garden dill NZ wine
Tuesday : Scottish salmon fish pie with a cornish mash potato topping with fresh grass from the garden, some fecker stole all my dill..NZ wine delayed due to bad weather in pacific.
Wednesday: half Scottish salmon it just doubled in price due to high demand, with 2 cornish new potatoes nobody to pick them so they are rationing , bottle of newcastle brown
Thursday: No salmon the Scots want that for themselves, 1 cornish new potato six pack of john smiths grass from the garden
Friday: 12 pack of john smiths any sign of that f$king wine boat yet.
Saturday: Scottish methalated spirits, Cornish weed who cares about the wine.
Sunday: Not hungry staying in bed its the EU's fault there's no food anyway.

Quality

PS: By Thursday I would have been on the Welsh lamb...

[MarillionFan]

I’ve already stockpiled around 1000 bottles of wine so that’s me covered for the first theee months after March

[Mordac]

I’ve already stockpiled around 1000 bottles of wine so that’s me covered for the first theee months after March

You spelled "months" wrong. It's actually "weeks"...

PS - you also spelled "theee" wrong. It's actually "two"...

Otherwise, as you were...party round your place on April Fools Day, I take it. Should I bring a bottle?

[meridian]

Only because we have apparently "chosen" to keep all existing EU tariffs in place. I don't see why we couldn't just have zero import tariffs on all food products for a limited period (say 2 years). That way we're not discriminating against anyone.
According to a DEFRA report published earlier this year:



From: https://publications.parliament.uk/p...ru/348/348.pdf

EU tariffs on food from the vast majority of African countries is currently 0%.

HTH.

[original PM]

EU tariffs on food from the vast majority of African countries is currently 0%.

HTH.

I would hope so - cannot turn on the TV these days without seeing some starving Africans.

[NotAllThere]

I would hope so - cannot turn on the TV these days without seeing some starving Africans.

On the bench watching Kyle then?

[vetran]

On the bench watching Kyle then?

he wants to find out who your dad is!

[original PM]

On the bench watching Kyle then?

Not many people who appear on Jeremy Kyle look malnourished it has to be said....

even the ones who could be African.

[darmstadt]

Quality

PS: By Thursday I would have been on the Welsh lamb...

Quite possibly “burnt goat heads”

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...-a8475006.html

Halal available too, should make people happy: Imported halal goat carcass 6 way kidney tripe burnt cubes | APJ Meats, Inc.