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    Originally posted by covbob View Post
    The permies are all listening patiently to announcements at a "Town Hall" - lots of applause going on for each one.
    “Everybody hates Joe, right?” {applause}

    “Joe, you’re fired!” {loud applause}

    “And, we’re suing your fat ass for every penny you’ve got because you’re an asshole!” {thunderous applause, foot stamping, whistling}

    Sounds good

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      BR14 289 tpd posts: -

      Posts: 32,325 .zeitghost
      Posts: 31,251 .BrilloPad
      Posts: 24,237 .NickFitz
      Posts: 21,119 .DS23
      Posts: 18,601 .voodooflux
      Posts: 14,784 .FiveTimes
      Posts: 13,810 .cailin maith
      Posts: 12,970 .BrowneIssue
      Posts: 12,277 .TheFaQQer
      Posts: 11,838 .norrahe
      Posts: 11,714 .Diver
      Posts: 6,117 .Bear
      Posts: 5,265 .DaveB
      Posts: 4,851 .mudskipper
      Posts: 4,670 .El_Diablo
      Posts: 4,434 .eek
      Posts: 4,293 .Bunk
      Posts: 3,878 .Alias
      Posts: 3,286 .RichardCranium
      Posts: 2,971 .SimonMac
      Posts: 2,652 .Zippy
      Posts: 2,547 .Jog On
      Posts: 2,435 .HeliCraig
      Posts: 2,272 .DiscoStu
      Posts: 2,181 .Fortune Green
      Posts: 2,153 .WTFH
      Posts: 2,092 .SueEllen
      Posts: 2,001 .zara_backdog
      Posts: 1,958 .Churchill
      Posts: 1,625 .PRC1964
      Posts: 1,498 .Gonzo
      Posts: 1,361 .Mich the Tester
      Posts: 1,290 .n5gooner
      Posts: 1,257 .hyperD
      Posts: 1,256 .realityhack
      Posts: 1,232 .Sockpuppet
      Posts: 1,182 .barrydidit
      Posts: 1,058 .Troll
      Posts: 1,029 .Pondlife
      Posts: 1,009 .Xenophon
      Posts: 980 .vetran
      Posts: 923 .AndyGarbs
      Posts: 918 .covbob
      Posts: 885 .oracleslave
      Posts: 831 .cojak
      Posts: 598 .BA to the Stars
      Posts: 562 .EqualOpportunities
      Posts: 556 .MrMarkyMark
      Posts: 545 .FatLazyContractor
      Posts: 540 .The Lone Gunman
      Posts: 535 .ControlG
      Posts: 471 .KathyWoolfe
      Posts: 464 .AtW
      Posts: 444 .Drewster
      Posts: 392 .Moscow Mule
      Posts: 387 .alreadypacked
      Posts: 351 .pmeswani
      Posts: 319 .ElectricChair
      Posts: 303 .kali
      Posts: 300 .Moose423956
      Posts: 300 .Clownio
      Posts: 289 .BR14

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        “Everybody hates Joe, right?” {applause}

        “Joe, you’re fired!” {loud applause}

        “And, we’re suing your fat ass for every penny you’ve got because you’re an asshole!” {thunderous applause, foot stamping, whistling}

        Sounds good
        Is that why I always get called Joe at town halls?

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Fecking Amazon

          Two books were delivered to the Locker yesterday afternoon, including one I had to wait a while for. Now I’ve had messages saying they’ve been removed again as I hadn’t collected them within three days. It’s been less than 24 hours, FFS

          Anyway, ham cob and a bag of plain crisps for lunch
          The plot thickens: having complained to customer services at Amazon, they’ve told me that the books were removed because they were damaged (no explanation of how) and they’ve been re-ordered for delivery tomorrow.

          They could perhaps have told me that in the first place, rather than sending a form email accusing me of being dilatory and just cancelling the orders

          Anyway, hopefully that’s that sorted out

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            A chap I used to work with worked with Jeff Bezos at EDF man. He was IT director.

            He often slept in the office.

            On some filing cabinets.

            At the top of a tall tower.

            Must have been scary waking up and looking down.

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              BR14 289 tpd posts: -

              Posts: 32,325 .zeitghost
              Posts: 31,251 .BrilloPad
              Posts: 24,237 .NickFitz
              Posts: 21,119 .DS23
              Posts: 18,601 .voodooflux
              Posts: 14,784 .FiveTimes
              Posts: 13,810 .cailin maith
              Posts: 12,970 .BrowneIssue
              Posts: 12,277 .TheFaQQer
              Posts: 11,838 .norrahe
              Posts: 11,714 .Diver
              Posts: 6,117 .Bear
              Posts: 5,265 .DaveB
              Posts: 4,851 .mudskipper
              Posts: 4,670 .El_Diablo
              Posts: 4,434 .eek
              Posts: 4,293 .Bunk
              Posts: 3,878 .Alias
              Posts: 3,286 .RichardCranium
              Posts: 2,971 .SimonMac
              Posts: 2,652 .Zippy
              Posts: 2,547 .Jog On
              Posts: 2,435 .HeliCraig
              Posts: 2,272 .DiscoStu
              Posts: 2,181 .Fortune Green
              Posts: 2,153 .WTFH
              Posts: 2,092 .SueEllen
              Posts: 2,001 .zara_backdog
              Posts: 1,958 .Churchill
              Posts: 1,625 .PRC1964
              Posts: 1,498 .Gonzo
              Posts: 1,361 .Mich the Tester
              Posts: 1,290 .n5gooner
              Posts: 1,257 .hyperD
              Posts: 1,256 .realityhack
              Posts: 1,232 .Sockpuppet
              Posts: 1,182 .barrydidit
              Posts: 1,058 .Troll
              Posts: 1,029 .Pondlife
              Posts: 1,009 .Xenophon
              Posts: 980 .vetran
              Posts: 923 .AndyGarbs
              Posts: 918 .covbob
              Posts: 885 .oracleslave
              Posts: 831 .cojak
              Posts: 598 .BA to the Stars
              Posts: 562 .EqualOpportunities
              Posts: 556 .MrMarkyMark
              Posts: 545 .FatLazyContractor
              Posts: 540 .The Lone Gunman
              Posts: 535 .ControlG
              Posts: 471 .KathyWoolfe
              Posts: 464 .AtW
              Posts: 444 .Drewster
              Posts: 392 .Moscow Mule
              Posts: 387 .alreadypacked
              Posts: 351 .pmeswani
              Posts: 319 .ElectricChair
              Posts: 303 .kali
              Posts: 300 .Moose423956
              Posts: 300 .Clownio
              Posts: 289 .BR14
              and your point is???

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                afternoon

                Wholemeal bread with ham and branston, packet of walkers cheese n onion crisps

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                  Toasted cheddar and smoked ham sarny.
                  (resisted the temptation of dipping into the sausage and beans)

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    BR14 289 tpd posts: -

                    <snip>
                    Wow, a few blasts from the past there! I wonder what happened to a few of them (MTT for instance).

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      BR14 now has tpd voting rights?

                      Oh, it is 1000 posts overall. Not in tpd.
                      Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                      and your point is???

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