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She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

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    She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

    OK so I'm a 43-year old contrator, non too good with the ladies, with little success in the past.
    She's a facebook friend who I know because she boned a mate of mine (who has a flat and she is a cleaner).
    She has mental health problems. And only lost her virginity 2 years ago aged 28 (to him).
    I've already got her half naked, and I'm gagging for it. Should I?

    #2
    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    OK so I'm a 43-year old contrator, non too good with the ladies, with little success in the past.
    She's a facebook friend who I know because she boned a mate of mine (who has a flat and she is a cleaner).
    She has mental health problems. And only lost her virginity 2 years ago aged 28 (to him).
    I've already got her half naked, and I'm gagging for it. Should I?
    <Hold KP by shoulders and shake him violently>
    Kent! KENT! Wake up! Wake up!
    </Hold KP by shoulders and shake him violently>

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      #3
      Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
      OK so I'm a 43-year old contrator, non too good with the ladies, with little success in the past.
      She's a facebook friend who I know because she boned a mate of mine (who has a flat and she is a cleaner).
      She has mental health problems. And only lost her virginity 2 years ago aged 28 (to him).
      I've already got her half naked, and I'm gagging for it. Should I?
      Autistic woman banned from having sex in latest Court of Protection case - Telegraph

      No.

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        #4
        Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
        OK so I'm a 43-year old contrator, non too good with the ladies, with little success in the past.
        She's a facebook friend who I know because she boned a mate of mine (who has a flat and she is a cleaner).
        She has mental health problems. And only lost her virginity 2 years ago aged 28 (to him).
        I've already got her half naked, and I'm gagging for it. Should I?


        Go and find a prostitute.
        'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
        Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post


          Go and find a prostitute.
          Er I think that's one of her other jobs...

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            #6
            oh dear

            walk away
            The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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              #7
              Originally posted by chef View Post
              oh dear

              walk away
              But she's not charging anything..

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                #8
                1000+ posts and then this.

                You know the answer... Get yourself a bombay bad boy and a packet of mansize kleenex.

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                  #9
                  look knobrot.

                  if you do. you'll regret it for the rest of your life
                  if you dont. you'll regret it for the rest of your life



                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
                    OK so I'm a 43-year old contrator, non too good with the ladies, with little success in the past.
                    She's a facebook friend who I know because she boned a mate of mine (who has a flat and she is a cleaner).
                    She has mental health problems. And only lost her virginity 2 years ago aged 28 (to him).
                    I've already got her half naked, and I'm gagging for it. Should I?
                    You are <any number of regular posters on this board>, AICMFP.
                    "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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