She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

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psychocandy replied

21 February 2012, 13:09
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

What's wrong with calling it "rumpy pumpy"

It's in the Urban Dictionary:

Urban Dictionary: Rumpy Pumpy

Although definitions 5. and 6. don't apply to me.
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ThomasSoerensen replied

21 February 2012, 10:41
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

Could be. But it was after the rumpy pumpy that she especially got nattering. I was lying there exhausted and completely unable to defend myself against this barrage of verbalism.

I think condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs..

Good signature quote - I will steal it.
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EternalOptimist replied

21 February 2012, 10:38
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I think the ladies (like Mary Poppins) would prefer it is you said "storm the gates of my gf's love palace with my purple headed battering ram".

I prefer to launch the wobbly warhead

or slip her a crippler
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BrilloPad replied

21 February 2012, 10:36
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

What's wrong with calling it "rumpy pumpy"

It's in the Urban Dictionary:

Urban Dictionary: Rumpy Pumpy

Although definitions 5. and 6. don't apply to me.

I think the ladies (like Mary Poppins) would prefer it is you said "storm the gates of my gf's love palace with my purple headed battering ram".
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sasguru replied

21 February 2012, 10:35
I hope AtW is taking notes. He's going to have to lose his cherry sometime too.
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KentPhilip replied

21 February 2012, 10:29
What's wrong with calling it "rumpy pumpy"

It's in the Urban Dictionary:

Urban Dictionary: Rumpy Pumpy

Although definitions 5. and 6. don't apply to me.
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psychocandy replied

21 February 2012, 10:16
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Maybe she was trying to drown out the voices in her head shouting "YOU JUST HAD INTERCOURSE WITH A MAN WHO CALLS IT RUMPY PUMPY! RUN!"

Im sure KentPhillip is a wind up. Surely ur not real?
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BrilloPad replied

21 February 2012, 07:39
Originally posted by Freamon View Post

The door policy on this site *has* to change.

Indeed.

Question 1 - are you intelligent? You have to say to get to question 2.
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Freamon replied

21 February 2012, 07:23
Originally posted by Bunk View Post

Rumpy pumpy? Is it just me or has he turned into Wilmslow? If he starts calling her a bunny then I call sockie.

The door policy on this site *has* to change.
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KentPhilip replied

20 February 2012, 23:48
Originally posted by AtW View Post

I'll petition admin tomorrow to make you honourary Wilmslow!

Noooooo!!

lol
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AtW replied

20 February 2012, 23:39
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

Ah I could never hope to raise my account to the lofty heights (or depths) of Wilmslow; all I could ever hope to offer is a tribute to the great man.

I'll petition admin tomorrow to make you honourary Wilmslow!
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KentPhilip replied

20 February 2012, 23:25
Originally posted by Bunk View Post

Rumpy pumpy? Is it just me or has he turned into Wilmslow? If he starts calling her a bunny then I call sockie.

Ah I could never hope to raise my account to the lofty heights (or depths) of Wilmslow; all I could ever hope to offer is a tribute to the great man.

A Macclesfield, or a Stockport, if you will..
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Bunk replied

20 February 2012, 22:25
Rumpy pumpy? Is it just me or has he turned into Wilmslow? If he starts calling her a bunny then I call sockie.
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EternalOptimist replied

20 February 2012, 21:48
I know that loads of contractors work from home.

I'm starting to think that some office cleaners should as well
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MaryPoppins replied

20 February 2012, 21:06
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

Could be. But it was after the rumpy pumpy that she especially got nattering. I was lying there exhausted and completely unable to defend myself against this barrage of verbalism.

I think condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs..

Maybe she was trying to drown out the voices in her head shouting "YOU JUST HAD INTERCOURSE WITH A MAN WHO CALLS IT RUMPY PUMPY! RUN!"
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