She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

[KentPhilip]

Saw the good lady again at the weekend.
I don't know about you. But do you find that women talk quite a lot? My one doesn't seem to be able to stop!

[BrilloPad]

Saw the good lady again at the weekend.
I don't know about you. But do you find that women talk quite a lot? My one doesn't seem to be able to stop!

Personally I have found its quite random - some men talk alot too. The question is do you find what she says interesting? Maybe she wants you to kiss her to shut her up?

[KentPhilip]

Personally I have found its quite random - some men talk alot too. The question is do you find what she says interesting? Maybe she wants you to kiss her to shut her up?

Could be. But it was after the rumpy pumpy that she especially got nattering. I was lying there exhausted and completely unable to defend myself against this barrage of verbalism.

I think condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs..

[AtW]

I think condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs..

Looks like your dad only had earplugs

[MaryPoppins]

Could be. But it was after the rumpy pumpy that she especially got nattering. I was lying there exhausted and completely unable to defend myself against this barrage of verbalism.

I think condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs..

Maybe she was trying to drown out the voices in her head shouting "YOU JUST HAD INTERCOURSE WITH A MAN WHO CALLS IT RUMPY PUMPY! RUN!"

[EternalOptimist]

I know that loads of contractors work from home.

I'm starting to think that some office cleaners should as well

[Bunk]

Rumpy pumpy? Is it just me or has he turned into Wilmslow? If he starts calling her a bunny then I call sockie.

[KentPhilip]

Rumpy pumpy? Is it just me or has he turned into Wilmslow? If he starts calling her a bunny then I call sockie.

Ah I could never hope to raise my account to the lofty heights (or depths) of Wilmslow; all I could ever hope to offer is a tribute to the great man.

A Macclesfield, or a Stockport, if you will..

[AtW]

Ah I could never hope to raise my account to the lofty heights (or depths) of Wilmslow; all I could ever hope to offer is a tribute to the great man.

I'll petition admin tomorrow to make you honourary Wilmslow!

[KentPhilip]

I'll petition admin tomorrow to make you honourary Wilmslow!

Noooooo!!

lol