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Half-decent, simple UML type diagram tools?
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By screaming abandon hope all ye who enter here - can you tell I spent all morning trying to find a misplaced parenthesis in a SQL statement.Originally posted by cojak View Post
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I was just laughing at the thought of undocumented code (I know V was having a laugh
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It's all lovely until someone is expected to support it in Prod - 'if you build it you support it' goes out of the window when Devs are expected to go on the rota to support their code and VMs.
"I've spent years getting out of Support - you can feck off if you expect me to go back!", say the Devs and their Leads in the DevOps teams...
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Of course nothing ever goes wrong once it’s in Prod…
https://twitter.com/devopscats/statu...TqTpCiblQ7xU6Q"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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For new stuff absolutelyOriginally posted by _V_ View PostWow all this takes me back 20 years. Anyone remember Rational Rose and UML --> Code and Code --> UML. What a cluster **** that was.
I thought all this kind of crap went away with Agile DevOps. 4 minutes of design time, code and test in the afternoon and all done by the end of the week. No need to document anything, the code speaks for itself.
But this is 20-year old code including layers and layers of improvements, fixes, and mysterious "because of Keith" tweaks. It has to work as it does now and nobody really knows what that is in totality.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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