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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    nothing worse than warm milk
    How about necrotizing fasciitis? I think that might be worse than warm milk.

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  • original PM
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    did a bit once

    was not overly taken to it - it is warm ffs - nothing worse than warm milk

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  • xoggoth
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    No but always wanted to. If it comes out of a woman...

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  • EternalOptimist
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    the missus used to take great delight in squirting them at me, trying to get it into my gob.
    One tit had a great range, when fully loaded and squeezed hard, she could get four foot easily. The other was a low range scatter gun type weapon.
    guaranteed hit but low power and low range


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  • scotspine
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    <--- that's not envy; that's sick, that is

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  • Crumlin
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    Originally posted by NetwkSupport View Post
    The Mrs "milk has come in" now shes 35 weeks preg, she's asked me if im gonna try a bit of her milk and im pretty tempted. I'm gonna wait a few weeks though until its less concentrated (more of a yellow colour at the mo as its all colostrum)

    Whisk it up, scones, jam, job done! Bitty Cream Tea. You don't get them in a Dorset Tea Room. Hopefully

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by NetwkSupport View Post
    Think about it.

    We are HUMAN and we drink COW's MILK.

    COW's drink COW's MILK not HUMAN MILK.

    Dont you suspect that this is generations of "conditioning" - we've always drunk cows milk whats the problem?
    Cue classic Steptoe and Son joke, when Harold is on the psychiatrist's couch being interviewed.

    Psychiatrist (secretly drawing pictures of boobs in notebook): "Were you breast-fed?"

    Harold: "Yea, we couldn't afford real milk".

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  • NetwkSupport
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    Why would you do that?

    Think about it.

    We are HUMAN and we drink COW's MILK.

    COW's drink COW's MILK not HUMAN MILK.

    Dont you suspect that this is generations of "conditioning" - we've always drunk cows milk whats the problem?

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by NetwkSupport View Post
    The Mrs "milk has come in" now shes 35 weeks preg, she's asked me if im gonna try a bit of her milk and im pretty tempted. I'm gonna wait a few weeks though until its less concentrated (more of a yellow colour at the mo as its all colostrum)

    Why would you do that?

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  • NetwkSupport
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    Have you ever sampled the old girls breast milk? Ever been tempted?

    No?

    IGMC
    The Mrs "milk has come in" now shes 35 weeks preg, she's asked me if im gonna try a bit of her milk and im pretty tempted. I'm gonna wait a few weeks though until its less concentrated (more of a yellow colour at the mo as its all colostrum)

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post


    <--- that's not sick; that's envy, that is.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Oh, and it didn't come out of a Tupperware container


    <--- that's not sick; that's envy, that is.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Once when a lady friend had stopped breast feeding but had yet to stop lactating.

    We weren't married, and the child wasn't mine.

    I'm not much of a milk drinker, but I reckon it tasted a bit sweeter than cow's milk.

    Oh, and it didn't come out of a Tupperware container
    Oh God. I feel quite queezy now

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  • NickFitz
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    Once when a lady friend had stopped breast feeding but had yet to stop lactating.

    We weren't married, and the child wasn't mine.

    I'm not much of a milk drinker, but I reckon it tasted a bit sweeter than cow's milk.

    Oh, and it didn't come out of a Tupperware container

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    I've tasted someone else's wife's breast milk.

    I made all 4 of us tea using the Tupperware container of milk in the 'fridge.

    I thought it was alright but the others wouldn't drink it.

    My mate looked at me funny for weeks after that: a mix of respect and hatred. I'd been somewhere he'd only dreamed of going.

    <wipes bitty from the monitor>

    That's fcuking hilarious.

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