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    #11
    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post


    <--- that's not sick; that's envy, that is.
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #12
      Have you ever sampled the old girls breast milk? Ever been tempted?

      No?

      IGMC
      The Mrs "milk has come in" now shes 35 weeks preg, she's asked me if im gonna try a bit of her milk and im pretty tempted. I'm gonna wait a few weeks though until its less concentrated (more of a yellow colour at the mo as its all colostrum)

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        #13
        Originally posted by NetwkSupport View Post
        The Mrs "milk has come in" now shes 35 weeks preg, she's asked me if im gonna try a bit of her milk and im pretty tempted. I'm gonna wait a few weeks though until its less concentrated (more of a yellow colour at the mo as its all colostrum)

        Why would you do that?
        "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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          #14
          Why would you do that?

          Think about it.

          We are HUMAN and we drink COW's MILK.

          COW's drink COW's MILK not HUMAN MILK.

          Dont you suspect that this is generations of "conditioning" - we've always drunk cows milk whats the problem?

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            #15
            Originally posted by NetwkSupport View Post
            Think about it.

            We are HUMAN and we drink COW's MILK.

            COW's drink COW's MILK not HUMAN MILK.

            Dont you suspect that this is generations of "conditioning" - we've always drunk cows milk whats the problem?
            Cue classic Steptoe and Son joke, when Harold is on the psychiatrist's couch being interviewed.

            Psychiatrist (secretly drawing pictures of boobs in notebook): "Were you breast-fed?"

            Harold: "Yea, we couldn't afford real milk".
            Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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              #16
              Originally posted by NetwkSupport View Post
              The Mrs "milk has come in" now shes 35 weeks preg, she's asked me if im gonna try a bit of her milk and im pretty tempted. I'm gonna wait a few weeks though until its less concentrated (more of a yellow colour at the mo as its all colostrum)

              Whisk it up, scones, jam, job done! Bitty Cream Tea. You don't get them in a Dorset Tea Room. Hopefully

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                #17
                <--- that's not envy; that's sick, that is

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                  #18
                  the missus used to take great delight in squirting them at me, trying to get it into my gob.
                  One tit had a great range, when fully loaded and squeezed hard, she could get four foot easily. The other was a low range scatter gun type weapon.
                  guaranteed hit but low power and low range


                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #19
                    No but always wanted to. If it comes out of a woman...
                    bloggoth

                    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                      #20
                      did a bit once

                      was not overly taken to it - it is warm ffs - nothing worse than warm milk

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