Bitty

[cojak]

<--- that's not sick; that's envy, that is.

 

[NetwkSupport]

Have you ever sampled the old girls breast milk? Ever been tempted?

No?

IGMC

The Mrs "milk has come in" now shes 35 weeks preg, she's asked me if im gonna try a bit of her milk and im pretty tempted. I'm gonna wait a few weeks though until its less concentrated (more of a yellow colour at the mo as its all colostrum)

 

[ThomasSoerensen]

The Mrs "milk has come in" now shes 35 weeks preg, she's asked me if im gonna try a bit of her milk and im pretty tempted. I'm gonna wait a few weeks though until its less concentrated (more of a yellow colour at the mo as its all colostrum)

Why would you do that?

 

[NetwkSupport]

Why would you do that?

Think about it.

We are HUMAN and we drink COW's MILK.

COW's drink COW's MILK not HUMAN MILK.

Dont you suspect that this is generations of "conditioning" - we've always drunk cows milk whats the problem?

 

[OwlHoot]

Think about it.

We are HUMAN and we drink COW's MILK.

COW's drink COW's MILK not HUMAN MILK.

Dont you suspect that this is generations of "conditioning" - we've always drunk cows milk whats the problem?

Cue classic Steptoe and Son joke, when Harold is on the psychiatrist's couch being interviewed.

Psychiatrist (secretly drawing pictures of boobs in notebook): "Were you breast-fed?"

Harold: "Yea, we couldn't afford real milk".

 

[Crumlin]

The Mrs "milk has come in" now shes 35 weeks preg, she's asked me if im gonna try a bit of her milk and im pretty tempted. I'm gonna wait a few weeks though until its less concentrated (more of a yellow colour at the mo as its all colostrum)

Whisk it up, scones, jam, job done! Bitty Cream Tea. You don't get them in a Dorset Tea Room. Hopefully

 

[scotspine]

<--- that's not envy; that's sick, that is

 

[EternalOptimist]

the missus used to take great delight in squirting them at me, trying to get it into my gob.
One tit had a great range, when fully loaded and squeezed hard, she could get four foot easily. The other was a low range scatter gun type weapon.
guaranteed hit but low power and low range

 

[xoggoth]

No but always wanted to. If it comes out of a woman...

 

[original PM]

did a bit once

was not overly taken to it - it is warm ffs - nothing worse than warm milk