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Bitty

I've tasted someone else's wife's breast milk.

I made all 4 of us tea using the Tupperware container of milk in the 'fridge.

I thought it was alright but the others wouldn't drink it.

My mate looked at me funny for weeks after that: a mix of respect and hatred. I'd been somewhere he'd only dreamed of going.

:banana:
 
I've tasted someone else's wife's breast milk.

I made all 4 of us tea using the Tupperware container of milk in the 'fridge.

I thought it was alright but the others wouldn't drink it.

My mate looked at me funny for weeks after that: a mix of respect and hatred. I'd been somewhere he'd only dreamed of going.

:banana:

<wipes bitty from the monitor>

That's fcuking hilarious. :rollin::rollin:
 
Once when a lady friend had stopped breast feeding but had yet to stop lactating.

We weren't married, and the child wasn't mine.

I'm not much of a milk drinker, but I reckon it tasted a bit sweeter than cow's milk.

Oh, and it didn't come out of a Tupperware container ;)
 
Once when a lady friend had stopped breast feeding but had yet to stop lactating.

We weren't married, and the child wasn't mine.

I'm not much of a milk drinker, but I reckon it tasted a bit sweeter than cow's milk.

Oh, and it didn't come out of a Tupperware container ;)

Oh God. I feel quite queezy now :sick
 

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