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Have you ever sampled the old girls breast milk? Ever been tempted?
No?
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Originally posted by NetwkSupport View PostThe Mrs "milk has come in" now shes 35 weeks preg, she's asked me if im gonna try a bit of her milk and im pretty tempted. I'm gonna wait a few weeks though until its less concentrated (more of a yellow colour at the mo as its all colostrum)
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Why would you do that?
Think about it.
We are HUMAN and we drink COW's MILK.
COW's drink COW's MILK not HUMAN MILK.
Dont you suspect that this is generations of "conditioning" - we've always drunk cows milk whats the problem?Comment
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Originally posted by NetwkSupport View PostThink about it.
We are HUMAN and we drink COW's MILK.
COW's drink COW's MILK not HUMAN MILK.
Dont you suspect that this is generations of "conditioning" - we've always drunk cows milk whats the problem?
Psychiatrist (secretly drawing pictures of boobs in notebook): "Were you breast-fed?"
Harold: "Yea, we couldn't afford real milk".Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by NetwkSupport View PostThe Mrs "milk has come in" now shes 35 weeks preg, she's asked me if im gonna try a bit of her milk and im pretty tempted. I'm gonna wait a few weeks though until its less concentrated (more of a yellow colour at the mo as its all colostrum)
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the missus used to take great delight in squirting them at me, trying to get it into my gob.
One tit had a great range, when fully loaded and squeezed hard, she could get four foot easily. The other was a low range scatter gun type weapon.
guaranteed hit but low power and low range
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No but always wanted to. If it comes out of a woman...bloggoth
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