Reply to: Coffee

[doodab]

I had a gigantic poo before my coffee today. Most satisfactory. Hopefully the constipation has passed, so to speak.

[d000hg]

I have cinnamon in my coffee today.

[quackhandle]

I worked at Unilever for a bit. We had a fridge with free walls ice creams in, including magnums. That was OK.

I remember over indulging on the Cornettos whilst gigging there, not good.

I did like the monthly "staff" product market where you could get unilever goods at 70% off. Like a free for all at times.

qh

[doodab]

Exercise usually helps constipation - have you thought about doing some cycling or something?

I thought about it

Actually one.of the things I intended to buy myself 'one day' was a seven sola made to measure titanium hardtail MTB. Probably can't justify spending that sort of cash on a bike now.

[xoggoth]

I've heard anal sex is good for constipation

Only if he pulls it out when he's finished.

[d000hg]

Only one post tagged?

Like I said, it doesn't happen very often.


I've heard anal sex is good for constipation but that might not help him too much.

[BrilloPad]

I'm glad he had a dump. As a sufferer of chronic constipation I can appreciate the sublime nature of a damned good clear out.

Having a good clear out is great. As long as you make it out of bed and to the toilet first.

Exercise usually helps constipation - have you thought about doing some cycling or something?

[mudskipper]

Rather an upturn I would've said.


Also from reading his posts I'm not sure the tag doobab's daily dump - Search Results - Contractor UK Bulletin Board is accurate.

Only one post tagged?

[mudskipper]

3 people liked a post which basically says 'Hey, I had a large dump!'

How this forum has slumped.

I'm glad he had a dump. As a sufferer of chronic constipation I can appreciate the sublime nature of a damned good clear out.

[d000hg]

3 people liked a post which basically says 'Hey, I had a large dump!'

How this forum has slumped.

Rather an upturn I would've said.


Also from reading his posts I'm not sure the tag http://forums.contractoruk.com/tags/...ly%20dump.html is accurate.

[MarillionFan]

I've been laying off the stuff for a while. Just had two strong cups from the cafetiere. Yee hah! I'm on fire.

It's also caused me to have the most enormous dump I've had in months. It's better than my prescription laxatives!

3 people liked a post which basically says 'Hey, I had a large dump!'

How this forum has slumped.

[mudskipper]

I worked at Unilever for a bit. We had a fridge with free walls ice creams in, including magnums. That was OK.

I worked for a wine company.

[speling bee]

I worked at Unilever for a bit. We had a fridge with free walls ice creams in, including magnums. That was OK.

A freezer would have been even better.

[doodab]

I worked at Nestlé once. We got Nescafe in the vending machines. Had to pay for decent coffee.

I worked at Unilever for a bit. We had a fridge with free walls ice creams in, including magnums. That was OK.

[NotAllThere]

This is the first contract where they give FREE coffee / Tea to everyone.....
And its Real Coffee not the powered crap....

I worked at Nestlé once. We got Nescafe in the vending machines. Had to pay for decent coffee.