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doodab

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I've been laying off the stuff for a while. Just had two strong cups from the cafetiere. Yee hah! I'm on fire.

It's also caused me to have the most enormous dump I've had in months. It's better than my prescription laxatives!
 
good to hear -- you should try smoking...

not called an Embasssy Number 2 for nothing!

I used to smoke, oddly it never had that effect on me. Coffee always has although I used to need 3 or 4 to get going, I guess I had built up a tolerance to it.
 
I used to smoke, oddly it never had that effect on me. Coffee always has although I used to need 3 or 4 to get going, I guess I had built up a tolerance to it.

Man walks out of the hosptial into the pub next door. He's wearing his hospital gown and attached to a drip on a stand. He goes up to the bar and says, "Pint of Stella, please." The barman gives him a look but pours the pint and puts it onto the bar top.

The man takes a big glug and says to the barman, "Mind you. I shouldn't be having this with what I've got."

The barman says, "And what's that, mate?"

The man says, "20 pence."
 
I've been laying off the stuff for a while. Just had two strong cups from the cafetiere. Yee hah! I'm on fire.

It's also caused me to have the most enormous dump I've had in months. It's better than my prescription laxatives!

I gave up coffee and went on the decaf. I had headaches that verged on migraines the first few days. Problem when you work at home and every time you want a break you have a coffee.
 
Problem when you work at home and every time you want a break you have a coffee.

I tend to have a nap or a snack instead. I eat loads. One of the side effects of stomach cancer is it's bloody hard to get fat.
 
I've been laying off the stuff for a while. Just had two strong cups from the cafetiere. Yee hah! I'm on fire.

It's also caused me to have the most enormous dump I've had in months. It's better than my prescription laxatives!

:rollin:

Billing while having a dump should be a walk in the park after the blood transfusion billing.
 
Supposedly caffeine doesn't actually wake you up; it's the withdrawl of caffeine that makes you tired.

I haven't had any tea or coffee in 2 weeks. All part of trying to work out if I'm suffering from a food intolerance. Have to try something whilst waiting for the NHS.:mad:
 
This is the first contract where they give FREE coffee / Tea to everyone.....
And its Real Coffee not the powered crap....:yay:
 

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