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Previously on "Coffee"

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  • doodab
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    I had a gigantic poo before my coffee today. Most satisfactory. Hopefully the constipation has passed, so to speak.

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  • d000hg
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    I have cinnamon in my coffee today.

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  • quackhandle
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I worked at Unilever for a bit. We had a fridge with free walls ice creams in, including magnums. That was OK.
    I remember over indulging on the Cornettos whilst gigging there, not good.

    I did like the monthly "staff" product market where you could get unilever goods at 70% off. Like a free for all at times.

    qh

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Exercise usually helps constipation - have you thought about doing some cycling or something?
    I thought about it

    Actually one.of the things I intended to buy myself 'one day' was a seven sola made to measure titanium hardtail MTB. Probably can't justify spending that sort of cash on a bike now.
    Last edited by doodab; 7 May 2014, 04:59.

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  • xoggoth
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    I've heard anal sex is good for constipation
    Only if he pulls it out when he's finished.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Only one post tagged?
    Like I said, it doesn't happen very often.


    I've heard anal sex is good for constipation but that might not help him too much.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I'm glad he had a dump. As a sufferer of chronic constipation I can appreciate the sublime nature of a damned good clear out.
    Having a good clear out is great. As long as you make it out of bed and to the toilet first.

    Exercise usually helps constipation - have you thought about doing some cycling or something?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Rather an upturn I would've said.


    Also from reading his posts I'm not sure the tag doobab's daily dump - Search Results - Contractor UK Bulletin Board is accurate.

    Only one post tagged?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    3 people liked a post which basically says 'Hey, I had a large dump!'

    How this forum has slumped.
    I'm glad he had a dump. As a sufferer of chronic constipation I can appreciate the sublime nature of a damned good clear out.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    3 people liked a post which basically says 'Hey, I had a large dump!'

    How this forum has slumped.
    Rather an upturn I would've said.


    Also from reading his posts I'm not sure the tag http://forums.contractoruk.com/tags/...ly%20dump.html is accurate.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I've been laying off the stuff for a while. Just had two strong cups from the cafetiere. Yee hah! I'm on fire.

    It's also caused me to have the most enormous dump I've had in months. It's better than my prescription laxatives!
    3 people liked a post which basically says 'Hey, I had a large dump!'

    How this forum has slumped.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I worked at Unilever for a bit. We had a fridge with free walls ice creams in, including magnums. That was OK.
    I worked for a wine company.

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I worked at Unilever for a bit. We had a fridge with free walls ice creams in, including magnums. That was OK.
    A freezer would have been even better.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I worked at Nestlé once. We got Nescafe in the vending machines. Had to pay for decent coffee.
    I worked at Unilever for a bit. We had a fridge with free walls ice creams in, including magnums. That was OK.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by CloudWalker View Post
    This is the first contract where they give FREE coffee / Tea to everyone.....
    And its Real Coffee not the powered crap....
    I worked at Nestlé once. We got Nescafe in the vending machines. Had to pay for decent coffee.

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