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Previously on "PM FAO Doodab's liver"

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  • cailin maith
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    Holy ******** tulip doodab

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    If you don't mind me asking, did you have the right sort of cancer for this?
    Sadly not.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Depending on if the cancer is expressing certain genes, it makes it a candidate for treatment with something called monoclonal antibodies, which basically cause your immune system to attack the tumour directly. These + chemo are more effective than chemo alone, if you have the "right" sort of cancer.
    If you don't mind me asking, did you have the right sort of cancer for this?

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    It's a well known fact that there has never been a recorded example of a Bonobo monkey suffering from depression. They do more tugging than any other species, apparently, and never get fed up.

    They have no worldly worries, apart from where the next banana is coming from. No interest in politics
    , no understanding of capitalism. Never read Marx. well, apart from their willies
    they have red marks on their willies
    Thanks for the belly laugh

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    ...Never read Marx. well, apart from their willies
    they have red marks on their willies
    you can't beat a good knob joke and that is a good knob joke.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    You seem to be taking a pragmatic approach to it all, doodab. I'm sure I'm not alone in admiring your strength and determination.

    WMSS


    Christ doodab, I'm so sorry to hear your news.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Good advice. Make the best of every day you have and don't let a single erection go to waste now.
    It's a well known fact that there has never been a recorded example of a Bonobo monkey suffering from depression. They do more tugging than any other species, apparently, and never get fed up.

    They have no worldly worries, apart from where the next banana is coming from. No interest in politics
    , no understanding of capitalism. Never read Marx. well, apart from their willies
    they have red marks on their willies

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    I really don't think an accountant or a search is going to help this one so am a bit of a loss for words. Very sad news. Keep your pecker up Doodab!

    I don't do this manly hugging thing so have a fist bump from me..



    Rooting for you fella!
    Good advice. Make the best of every day you have and don't let a single erection go to waste now.

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  • northernladuk
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    I really don't think an accountant or a search is going to help this one so am a bit of a loss for words. Very sad news. Keep your pecker up Doodab!

    I don't do this manly hugging thing so have a fist bump from me..



    Rooting for you fella!

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  • TykeMerc
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    Distressing news, can only hope that it works out better than it's gone so far.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Actually I was going to suggest he goes on a drug and drink fuelled perverted sex bender at Hedonism or some such just to see if an STD can beat the cancer to the finishing line, but that would be a bit sick, wouldn't it?
    I'm sure you could find some way to run a tasteful book.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    ahem
    can I refer you to my very fine smaug thread. at no point is anal or jizz mentioned amogst its lofty posts
    Ahem.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    ahem
    can I refer you to my very fine smaug thread. at no point is anal or jizz mentioned amogst its lofty posts
    ahem

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1857998

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Sorry to hear your news Doodab. Hope it goes as well as it possibly can.

    Amazing that every thread on this forum, regardless of the sombre nature of the subject, ends up at jizz and anal at some point though.

    ahem
    can I refer you to my very fine smaug thread. at no point is anal or jizz mentioned amogst its lofty posts

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  • TestMangler
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    Sorry to hear your news Doodab. Hope it goes as well as it possibly can.

    Amazing that every thread on this forum, regardless of the sombre nature of the subject, ends up at jizz and anal at some point though.

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