PM FAO Doodab's liver

[Platypus]

"In my case, 10+ years of smoking, lack of exercise and a diet of bacon, sausages and ham are all risk factors."

That sounds like me!!

^ Yeah, and me

[BlasterBates]

I found an article about the nuw immuno therapy working well on a patient with advanced stomache cancer.

i.e. holding it in check

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10948658

[suityou01]

I found an article about the nuw immuno therapy working well on a patient with advanced stomache cancer.

i.e. holding it in check

Unresectable advanced gastric cancer effectivel... [Kurume Med J. 2000] - PubMed - NCBI

Nice find.

[d000hg]

You've just got to hold out for the nanobots Doodab.

Apparently spunk is the key.

Boffins: On my command, unleash REMOTE CONTROL BULL SPERM (2013)
Sperm-derived power system for nanobots patented (2007)

So you just need to fill your stomach with modified bull-jizz. You're welcome.

[doodab]

So you just need to fill your stomach with modified bull-jizz. You're welcome.

That sounds remarkably like the protein shakes they have given me

[d000hg]

Things stuck up your bum AND as much jizz as you can swallow. NLadyUK is wondering if she can get admitted where you are?

[Mich the Tester]

Things stuck up your bum AND as much jizz as you can swallow. NLadyUK is wondering if she can get admitted where you are?

Actually I was going to suggest he goes on a drug and drink fuelled perverted sex bender at Hedonism or some such just to see if an STD can beat the cancer to the finishing line, but that would be a bit sick, wouldn't it?

[northernladyuk]

Things stuck up your bum AND as much jizz as you can swallow. NLadyUK is wondering if she can get admitted where you are?

Nah. Too similar to the old man's working day.

[TestMangler]

Sorry to hear your news Doodab. Hope it goes as well as it possibly can.

Amazing that every thread on this forum, regardless of the sombre nature of the subject, ends up at jizz and anal at some point though.

[EternalOptimist]

Sorry to hear your news Doodab. Hope it goes as well as it possibly can.

Amazing that every thread on this forum, regardless of the sombre nature of the subject, ends up at jizz and anal at some point though.

ahem
can I refer you to my very fine smaug thread. at no point is anal or jizz mentioned amogst its lofty posts