Reply to: Embarrassing phone calls avoided

[Sysman]

I had to phone Orange and ask them to enable adult content in order to be able to access CUK. (I'd already tried the 'this site should not be categorised as adult content' link to no avail. I blame one a day.

And therein lies a problem.

I imagine the marketing mob paying a lot for a list folks who have opted in for "adult content".

Then hammering them with ads.

And that might be you for opting in to CUK or similar sites.

[MarillionFan]

Porn isn't how it's supposed to be done?

WHS

In real life you never make it past the opening credits.

[vetran]

There's been a fair bit in the news recently claiming that the issue is not seeing sex, but young men thinking that porn is how sex is supposed to be done, rather than being about as close to real life as Rocky is to a real world title fight.

not real?

If you aren't playing every hole is a goal with Milla Jockovich style exertion then is hardly sex!

[Robinho]

Porn isn't how it's supposed to be done?

[d000hg]

"I don't want my kids watching adults do a natural act. They should be playing war games and shooting up those nasty foreigners"

There's been a fair bit in the news recently claiming that the issue is not seeing sex, but young men thinking that porn is how sex is supposed to be done, rather than being about as close to real life as Rocky is to a real world title fight.

[stek]

Kebab? Must have been my wife. Nom nom nom.

Suity.

It was a cream-pie experience, that was garlic mayo wasn't it? Was a wee bit not garlicky and wee bit too salty, I wasn't available for the pie-filling.....

[MarillionFan]

I was brought up on 70's Brit porn such as Whitehouse, Razzle and Penthouse, I thought all penises where flaccid, and women had just smooth skin in the crotch, or a huge asterix. I just hoped I wouldn't get one with an asterix when I eventually started shagging, oddly enough only a few weeks ago. She has neither a photoshop-smooth fanny nor a huge shift-8, but a horrible kebab-like hairy construct...

Kebab? Must have been my wife. Nom nom nom.

Suity.

[stek]

I was brought up on 70's Brit porn such as Whitehouse, Razzle and Penthouse, I thought all penises where flaccid, and women had just smooth skin in the crotch, or a huge asterix. I just hoped I wouldn't get one with an asterix when I eventually started shagging, oddly enough only a few weeks ago. She has neither a photoshop-smooth fanny nor a huge shift-8, but a horrible kebab-like hairy construct...

[mudskipper]

I had to phone Orange and ask them to enable adult content in order to be able to access CUK. (I'd already tried the 'this site should not be categorised as adult content' link to no avail. I blame one a day.

[Paddy]

"I don't want my kids watching adults do a natural act. They should be playing war games and shooting up those nasty foreigners"

[Freamon]

Since 40% of the internet is porn (the remaining 60% being split roughly equally between cats, facebook and other things)*, I'd be interested to know exactly how such a scheme would have worked, technology-wise.

* NB statistics may be made up.

[Robinho]

Who cares if your kids see a bit of porn. Better education that they get at school.

[Zippy]

Just because porn is blocked does not mean the internet is safe!
There will still be unsuitable content, porn which slips through the net and unsavory characters

Indeed. You get a fair bit on IM, for instance. I found the hand-wringing, wont-somebody-think-of-the-children a bit distasteful (and deluded).

[Spacecadet]

Hmm, a tricky one. Porn for all or policing your kids internet access?

Just because porn is blocked does not mean the internet is safe!
There will still be unsuitable content, porn which slips through the net and unsavory characters

[Zippy]

BBC News - Internet porn: Automatic block rejected

Hmm, a tricky one. Porn for all or policing your kids internet access?