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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Kebab? Must have been my wife. Nom nom nom.

    Suity.
    It was a cream-pie experience, that was garlic mayo wasn't it? Was a wee bit not garlicky and wee bit too salty, I wasn't available for the pie-filling.....

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      #12
      Originally posted by Paddy View Post
      "I don't want my kids watching adults do a natural act. They should be playing war games and shooting up those nasty foreigners"
      There's been a fair bit in the news recently claiming that the issue is not seeing sex, but young men thinking that porn is how sex is supposed to be done, rather than being about as close to real life as Rocky is to a real world title fight.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Porn isn't how it's supposed to be done?

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          #14
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          There's been a fair bit in the news recently claiming that the issue is not seeing sex, but young men thinking that porn is how sex is supposed to be done, rather than being about as close to real life as Rocky is to a real world title fight.
          not real?

          If you aren't playing every hole is a goal with Milla Jockovich style exertion then is hardly sex!

          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Robinho View Post
            Porn isn't how it's supposed to be done?
            WHS

            In real life you never make it past the opening credits.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              I had to phone Orange and ask them to enable adult content in order to be able to access CUK. (I'd already tried the 'this site should not be categorised as adult content' link to no avail. I blame one a day.
              And therein lies a problem.

              I imagine the marketing mob paying a lot for a list folks who have opted in for "adult content".

              Then hammering them with ads.

              And that might be you for opting in to CUK or similar sites.
              Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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