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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostHmm, a tricky one. Porn for all or policing your kids internet access?
There will still be unsuitable content, porn which slips through the net and unsavory charactersCoffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostJust because porn is blocked does not mean the internet is safe!
There will still be unsuitable content, porn which slips through the net and unsavory characters+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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Since 40% of the internet is porn (the remaining 60% being split roughly equally between cats, facebook and other things)*, I'd be interested to know exactly how such a scheme would have worked, technology-wise.
* NB statistics may be made up."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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"I don't want my kids watching adults do a natural act. They should be playing war games and shooting up those nasty foreigners""A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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I had to phone Orange and ask them to enable adult content in order to be able to access CUK. (I'd already tried the 'this site should not be categorised as adult content' link to no avail. I blame one a day.Comment
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I was brought up on 70's Brit porn such as Whitehouse, Razzle and Penthouse, I thought all penises where flaccid, and women had just smooth skin in the crotch, or a huge asterix. I just hoped I wouldn't get one with an asterix when I eventually started shagging, oddly enough only a few weeks ago. She has neither a photoshop-smooth fanny nor a huge shift-8, but a horrible kebab-like hairy construct...Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostI was brought up on 70's Brit porn such as Whitehouse, Razzle and Penthouse, I thought all penises where flaccid, and women had just smooth skin in the crotch, or a huge asterix. I just hoped I wouldn't get one with an asterix when I eventually started shagging, oddly enough only a few weeks ago. She has neither a photoshop-smooth fanny nor a huge shift-8, but a horrible kebab-like hairy construct...
Suity.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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