Reply to: A sensitive issue....

[Sysman]

Sure if it's an occasional thing. But if he's blowing one every ten minutes then he'd never be at his desk.

That's a result isn't it?

On a slightly different subject I once worked with a guy who was continually burping. That was down to diet (too acidic?), and chain smoking. He did see a doctor about it.

[cojak]

Answer to your problems:

AIR WICK*-*Something in the Air Wick

Though it might require a rethink if you get through it in a day...

[MaryPoppins]

This thread has made me laugh, a lot. It's spooky however, because I was going to create almost the same thread, but about a female colleague.

She's fairly unbearable at the best of times, but my main issue with her is her sneaky flatulence. I thought I was the only one to notice it, but the guy next to me sent me this email the other day while she was at my desk talking to me:

'FFS! Why does she have to come over here and fart all the time? I mean, there's not even anyone sitting near her over there, so she could guff the place up and no one would be any the wiser. But no, she has to come and foul up OUR DESKS. She's disgusting'.

He's right, too. She generally does seem to reek of bum. Really reek of it, it often smells very fresh.

No idea how to tackle it, but it is actually pretty grim.

[Cliphead]

No, but I poured fart powder over a mates school dinner whilst he went up to get his cutlery.

B'tard saw me as he was returning to the table.

Still funny though as he ate it anyway.

School dinner? He probably wouldn't have noticed.

[Clippy]

Did anyone every buy a can of fart gas when they were younger? Stuff is truly rank. It is like chemical turnip.

No, but I poured fart powder over a mates school dinner whilst he went up to get his cutlery.

B'tard saw me as he was returning to the table.

Still funny though as he ate it anyway.

[minestrone]

Did anyone every buy a can of fart gas when they were younger? Stuff is truly rank. It is like chemical turnip.

[minestrone]

God knows what I had over the weekend to give today's flatulence but I am sure it never contained turnip or egg or a canister of compressed methane but today's output evidence suggests otherwise.

Several times today I had to nip out to the foyer faking a mobile call to let rip.

[SueEllen]

In which case he needs medical attention, as would be evident by the number of times he has to get up and go.

It's more likely he eats a rubbish diet lacking in fruit, veg and other adequate sources of fibre.

One of the young male brats in my family had a habit of farting. It took 6 family members to buy him gifts of fruit and get him to eat them before the problem ceased.

Mind you laxative loaded biscuits may work..........

[PinkPoshRat]

I'd say he needs to go see the quack - us ladies never parp, never ever!

[DaveB]

Sure if it's an occasional thing. But if he's blowing one every ten minutes then he'd never be at his desk.

In which case he needs medical attention, as would be evident by the number of times he has to get up and go.

[mudskipper]

He can excuse himself, go to the bogs, and let it go in the privacy of his own cubicle. Rather than inflicting it on everyone else.

Sure if it's an occasional thing. But if he's blowing one every ten minutes then he'd never be at his desk.

[DaveB]

It's not something he can really help, is it? When one has to fart, one has to fart. Stinky or no, I can't see what the guy can do about it.

He can excuse himself, go to the bogs, and let it go in the privacy of his own cubicle. Rather than inflicting it on everyone else.

[mudskipper]

It's not something he can really help, is it? When one has to fart, one has to fart. Stinky or no, I can't see what the guy can do about it.

[Pondlife]

Mine tastes like gravy. Yours?

Just in case any ladies are reading this, mine tastes like strawberries soaked in champagne, so I am told.

[DimPrawn]

Is gravy substituted for vinegar up north?

Mine tastes like gravy. Yours?