Ring up services and ask if there is a problem with the drains. Get them to investigate. Explain the problem to them in minute detail in front of everyone. Ask them if they smell it too.
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Good one. Point the services bod at the guy's arse and say "It seems like the smell is coming from this area, but I can't see an open sewer or a drain full of sheet. It's so very odd". Say it VERY LOUDLY.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostRing up services and ask if there is a problem with the drains. Get them to investigate. Explain the problem to them in minute detail in front of everyone. Ask them if they smell it too.Comment
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Set fire to his farts"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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When I do this Mrs PL sticks my head under the duvet.
I suggest tomorrow you take in some thick bedding and smother him in it.Comment
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Ahh, the good old dutch oven.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostWhen I do this Mrs PL sticks my head under the duvet.
I suggest tomorrow you take in some thick bedding and smother him in it.Comment
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When I do it MrsB stomps off in a huff and sleeps on the sofa.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostWhen I do this Mrs PL sticks my head under the duvet.
I suggest tomorrow you take in some thick bedding and smother him in it.
If I time it right I get sex AND I dont have to sleep in the wet spot. Result
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Break wind on the gravy stroke for best effect.Originally posted by DaveB View PostWhen I do it MrsB stomps off in a huff and sleeps on the sofa.
If I time it right I get sex AND I dont have to sleep in the wet spot. Result
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Is gravy substituted for vinegar up north?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostBreak wind on the gravy stroke for best effect.Comment
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Mine tastes like gravy. Yours?Originally posted by Pondlife View PostIs gravy substituted for vinegar up north?Comment
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