A sensitive issue....

[sasguru]

That's the thing though, he doesn't do it with any blokey bravado. They are completely inaudible & there's no reaction from him at all. I know it is him though because he's right mext to me and these vile emissions are highly concentrated when they hit my nostrils. But you're right, it ain't funny, it really is f**king disgusting.

Ah the silent but deadly scenario. A backstabbing bastard, no doubt.
As mentioned before my bark is worse than my bite.

The way a man farts says a lot about his character.

[SueEllen]

That's the thing though, he doesn't do it with any blokey bravado. They are completely inaudible & there's no reaction from him at all. I know it is him though because he's right mext to me and these vile emissions are highly concentrated when they hit my nostrils. But you're right, it ain't funny, it really is f**king disgusting.

Well if you don't mention his problem to him he ain't going to stop.

However having a mate who had bowel cancer (who was actually aware of his gas problem and knew what to do to decrease it) you can find out if he has a problem first.

If he doesn't tell him his gas problem is one of the symptoms of bowel cancer* and you are really worried as you know most men get diagnosed too late for treatment.

*It isn't. It's probably due to the fact he eats a tulip diet which causes lots of problems itself including bowel cancer.

[DaveB]

Buy a can of air freshener and every time he drops one, give it a squirt.

[SueEllen]

Buy a can of air freshener and every time he drops one, give it a squirt.

That makes it smell worse.


Plus he will ask why are you squirting air freshener so you may as well tell him from the start.

[Pondlife]

Buy a can of air freshener and every time he drops one, give it a squirt.

WHS.

Make sure it's one that makes as much noise as poss. Or real nasty 'eye stinging' cheap perfume, the stuff that will stick to (and eat through) his clothes.

[PinkPoshRat]

I still think my net send command would do the trick.

[shaunbhoy]

I'm glad I've got my own office.

So is everybody else. I hear they had a whip round for the padlocks too.

[gingerjedi]

Send him the link: activated charcoal underpants panties underwear underware pants carbon diaper thong undergarment flatulation pads

Seriously, he may appreciate it.

[wobbegong]

Simple, get in early tomorrow and swap desks so you're upstream with the AC blowing it away from you. If he asks why, tell him.

[SneakySimon]

Women don't fart?

[QUOTE=SueEllen;1361502]1. Bring up a topic on the subject i.e. bowel cancer, the fact that women don't fart, to find out if he has an medical issue that makes him fart.

Have you met my wife?