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    #21
    Ring up services and ask if there is a problem with the drains. Get them to investigate. Explain the problem to them in minute detail in front of everyone. Ask them if they smell it too.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Ring up services and ask if there is a problem with the drains. Get them to investigate. Explain the problem to them in minute detail in front of everyone. Ask them if they smell it too.
      Good one. Point the services bod at the guy's arse and say "It seems like the smell is coming from this area, but I can't see an open sewer or a drain full of sheet. It's so very odd". Say it VERY LOUDLY.

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        #23
        Set fire to his farts
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #24
          Indulge in a night of pickled veg then take him on in a fart off the next day.

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            #25
            When I do this Mrs PL sticks my head under the duvet.

            I suggest tomorrow you take in some thick bedding and smother him in it.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              When I do this Mrs PL sticks my head under the duvet.

              I suggest tomorrow you take in some thick bedding and smother him in it.
              Ahh, the good old dutch oven.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                When I do this Mrs PL sticks my head under the duvet.

                I suggest tomorrow you take in some thick bedding and smother him in it.
                When I do it MrsB stomps off in a huff and sleeps on the sofa.

                If I time it right I get sex AND I dont have to sleep in the wet spot. Result
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  When I do it MrsB stomps off in a huff and sleeps on the sofa.

                  If I time it right I get sex AND I dont have to sleep in the wet spot. Result
                  Break wind on the gravy stroke for best effect.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    Break wind on the gravy stroke for best effect.
                    Is gravy substituted for vinegar up north?

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                      Is gravy substituted for vinegar up north?
                      Mine tastes like gravy. Yours?

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