A sensitive issue....

[Pondlife]

Mine tastes like gravy. Yours?

Just in case any ladies are reading this, mine tastes like strawberries soaked in champagne, so I am told.

 

[mudskipper]

It's not something he can really help, is it? When one has to fart, one has to fart. Stinky or no, I can't see what the guy can do about it.

 

[DaveB]

It's not something he can really help, is it? When one has to fart, one has to fart. Stinky or no, I can't see what the guy can do about it.

He can excuse himself, go to the bogs, and let it go in the privacy of his own cubicle. Rather than inflicting it on everyone else.

 

[mudskipper]

He can excuse himself, go to the bogs, and let it go in the privacy of his own cubicle. Rather than inflicting it on everyone else.

Sure if it's an occasional thing. But if he's blowing one every ten minutes then he'd never be at his desk.

 

[DaveB]

Sure if it's an occasional thing. But if he's blowing one every ten minutes then he'd never be at his desk.

In which case he needs medical attention, as would be evident by the number of times he has to get up and go.

 

[PinkPoshRat]

I'd say he needs to go see the quack - us ladies never parp, never ever!

 

[SueEllen]

In which case he needs medical attention, as would be evident by the number of times he has to get up and go.

It's more likely he eats a rubbish diet lacking in fruit, veg and other adequate sources of fibre.

One of the young male brats in my family had a habit of farting. It took 6 family members to buy him gifts of fruit and get him to eat them before the problem ceased.

Mind you laxative loaded biscuits may work..........

 

[minestrone]

God knows what I had over the weekend to give today's flatulence but I am sure it never contained turnip or egg or a canister of compressed methane but today's output evidence suggests otherwise.

Several times today I had to nip out to the foyer faking a mobile call to let rip.

 

[minestrone]

Did anyone every buy a can of fart gas when they were younger? Stuff is truly rank. It is like chemical turnip.

 

[Clippy]

Did anyone every buy a can of fart gas when they were younger? Stuff is truly rank. It is like chemical turnip.

No, but I poured fart powder over a mates school dinner whilst he went up to get his cutlery.

B'tard saw me as he was returning to the table.

Still funny though as he ate it anyway.