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Previously on "My first ukulele gig"
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Originally posted by cojak View PostI'm afraid you'll all be disappointed - I'm singing Don't Worry Be Happy.
I'm in the Post Condom-Split section of a Family Planning themed evening....
Cojak and the bitches from Eastwick?
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I'm afraid you'll all be disappointed - I'm singing Don't Worry Be Happy.
I'm in the Post Condom-Split section of a Family Planning themed evening....
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A banjo player and his wife were woken at 3 o'clock in the morning by loud knocking on the door.
The banjo player got up, went to the door and found a ukulele player standing in the pouring rain.
"I need a push", said the ukulele player.
"Not a chance", said the banjo player, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning", slammed the door and went back to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some ukulele player bloke asking for a push", he answered.
"Did you help him?", she asked.
"No, I did not, it's 3 o'clock in the morning and it's pouring rain outside" he said.
"Well, .... you have a short memory", said the wife, "don't you remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and those two nice young men helped us?. I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself".
The banjo player does as he's told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.
He called out into the dark night, "Hello, are you still there?".
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?", called the banjo player.
"Yes please", came the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?", asked the banjo player.
The ukulele player replied, "Over here on the swing".
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Originally posted by cojak View Post...
I'd better get practicing...
( What's the difference between a ukelele and a trampoline? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline )
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostLeaning on a lamppost
Marx on the road.
Stalin in my car.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSmack my Bitch Up?
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Brilliant - hope you get it! Let us know when / where and we'll come and cheer!
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I would definitely focus on Rockabilly. This is what everyone wants to hear these days.
What about Rock this Town...this should stretch the Ukelele player.
Even better with a huge standup Ukelele bass.
Last edited by BlasterBates; 10 February 2011, 18:24.
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