Leaning on a lamppost
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If CJ learns that and plays it on the ukulele, I'll turn up and video it. YouTube hit inside a month.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostComment
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No! You'll lose the spontaneity.Originally posted by cojak View Post...
I'd better get practicing...
( What's the difference between a ukelele and a trampoline? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline )
Lenin on a lamppost.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
Marx on the road.
Stalin in my car.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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A banjo player and his wife were woken at 3 o'clock in the morning by loud knocking on the door.
The banjo player got up, went to the door and found a ukulele player standing in the pouring rain.
"I need a push", said the ukulele player.
"Not a chance", said the banjo player, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning", slammed the door and went back to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some ukulele player bloke asking for a push", he answered.
"Did you help him?", she asked.
"No, I did not, it's 3 o'clock in the morning and it's pouring rain outside" he said.
"Well, .... you have a short memory", said the wife, "don't you remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and those two nice young men helped us?. I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself".
The banjo player does as he's told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.
He called out into the dark night, "Hello, are you still there?".
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?", called the banjo player.
"Yes please", came the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?", asked the banjo player.
The ukulele player replied, "Over here on the swing".What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I can see you doing a stonking version of this cojak...................Originally posted by cojak View Post
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I'm afraid you'll all be disappointed - I'm singing Don't Worry Be Happy.
I'm in the Post Condom-Split section of a Family Planning themed evening....
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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What's your band name?Originally posted by cojak View PostI'm afraid you'll all be disappointed - I'm singing Don't Worry Be Happy.
I'm in the Post Condom-Split section of a Family Planning themed evening....
Cojak and the bitches from Eastwick?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Post it on your blog. It needs some sorta action.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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