Reply to: My first ukulele gig

[xoggoth]

Post it on your blog. It needs some sorta action.

[MarillionFan]

I'm afraid you'll all be disappointed - I'm singing Don't Worry Be Happy.

I'm in the Post Condom-Split section of a Family Planning themed evening....

What's your band name?

Cojak and the bitches from Eastwick?

[cojak]

I'm afraid you'll all be disappointed - I'm singing Don't Worry Be Happy.

I'm in the Post Condom-Split section of a Family Planning themed evening....

[shaunbhoy]

If I'm accepted I expect it to be an unforgettable evening.

I'd better get practicing...

I can see you doing a stonking version of this cojak...................

[NotAllThere]

[MarillionFan]

A banjo player and his wife were woken at 3 o'clock in the morning by loud knocking on the door.
The banjo player got up, went to the door and found a ukulele player standing in the pouring rain.
"I need a push", said the ukulele player.
"Not a chance", said the banjo player, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning", slammed the door and went back to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some ukulele player bloke asking for a push", he answered.
"Did you help him?", she asked.
"No, I did not, it's 3 o'clock in the morning and it's pouring rain outside" he said.
"Well, .... you have a short memory", said the wife, "don't you remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and those two nice young men helped us?. I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself".
The banjo player does as he's told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.
He called out into the dark night, "Hello, are you still there?".
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?", called the banjo player.
"Yes please", came the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?", asked the banjo player.
The ukulele player replied, "Over here on the swing".

[NotAllThere]

...
I'd better get practicing...

No! You'll lose the spontaneity.

( What's the difference between a ukelele and a trampoline? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline )

Leaning on a lamppost

Lenin on a lamppost.
Marx on the road.
Stalin in my car.

[realityhack]

Smack my Bitch Up?

If CJ learns that and plays it on the ukulele, I'll turn up and video it. YouTube hit inside a month.

[TheFaQQer]

Leaning on a lamppost

[NickFitz]

Silver Machine

[doodab]

Does your chewing gum lose it's flavour or my old man's a dustman.

[mudskipper]

Brilliant - hope you get it! Let us know when / where and we'll come and cheer!

[BlasterBates]

I would definitely focus on Rockabilly. This is what everyone wants to hear these days.

What about Rock this Town...this should stretch the Ukelele player.

Even better with a huge standup Ukelele bass.

[MarillionFan]

Smack my Bitch Up?

[Zippy]

Somewhere Over The Rainbow?