Reply to: Plan B

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I've got one, you all give me £1000 for my idea, then you sell it to others for £1000 and give me half and so on, get in on the ground floor!

Yours

B Madoff.

Sounds more like Michael Green/Corinne Stockheath/Sebastian Fox.

[ChimpMaster]

Plan B: Roaring Kitty is back.

[Gibbon]

I've got one, you all give me £1000 for my idea, then you sell it to others for £1000 and give me half and so on, get in on the ground floor!

Yours

B Madoff.

Fecking hell have you looked in on the 'State of Market' thread? You'd be lucky get a PIP voucher for used toilet roll!

[Unix]

I've got one, you all give me £1000 for my idea, then you sell it to others for £1000 and give me half and so on, get in on the ground floor!

Yours

B Madoff.

[northernladuk]

Here you go robes optional

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ip-public.html

And now he's told the papers he's going to attract interest from the following bodies and more;-

Public Health for not monitoring the pool to commercial standards
HMRC for the tax, the water board for not paying commercial rates,
National Heritage for use of grade listed propery
Land Registry for change of use
DWP for not letting means tested poor people in
Home Office for not allowing a quote of immigrants in
Fire Service for public safey and fire exits
someone checking his insurances for business use
And just wait for the furor when the first trans person turns up

Should have kept his gob shut.

[quackhandle]

As a contractor once said: "My plan B is going great if a little sore."

qh

[vetran]

Here you go robes optional

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ip-public.html

Father, 65, earns £85,000-a-year by renting out his swimming pool to hundreds of punters who don't like to take a dip in public

[vetran]

How would I get in and out of my unit when I have to change NLUK's nappies?

Its useless without pictures

[Dactylion]

I've got a potentially lucrative gig providing quality and valuable content to CUK to keep the forum busy and relevant. Although I must say working B2B is right pain in the arse. I heard payment cycles can be very long much longer that via an agent but Admin hasn't responded to a single sent invoice in 15 years. I'm sure he's just a bit busy so when he does I'll be rolling in it.

I heard Admin had concerns with the quality of contributions!

Admin has no issues at all with the quality of anything produced by NLUK.....
...... He pays NLUK exactly what it is worth.........

[courtg9000]

What do you do with your time now?

I don't like to say too much about my health on here (its bad) but the simple answer is not very much.

[vetran]

You are Jamie Oliver and I claim my 5 lovely chubblies

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rage-unit.html

Jamie Oliver wins planning bid to transform farm barn in the grounds of his £6million Essex mansion into a storage unit

• The new warehouse will sit directly opposite his new TV cookery studio

[ChimpMaster]

...

I retired very young (usual health disclaimer) through having no choice.
I have heard of a lot of permies at my age (late 40's) or similar or older doing things these days such as retraining as teachers or civil servants usually because they have no choice to get out before being kicked out or have been kicked out especially from big4 or smaller big4 competitors.
Retraining could be low capital risk.

What do you do with your time now?

I had planned to semi-retire at that age but decided to keep myself busy with a lazy permie job. I can't yet swan off around the world due to family commitments so I need to stick around and didn't really have any plans to 'do nothing' after life as a contractor. Income isn't the issue because I have investments, so really I'm just in the (quite well paid) permie job for something to do and to beef up the pension.

As for Plan Bs, I always wanted to do something bigger but eventually decided it wasn't in me to work so hard in my 40s and onwards. So it made sense to live off investments rather than work on another business.

[sadkingbilly]

My ideas aren't that crap. They do feature a preponderance of circus activities and clown outfits, though.

you joined the Tory party??

[courtg9000]

That is a worrying plan B!

FTFY!

[vetran]

Of all the self storage places I've used over the years, there's been no automation at all. How would I get in and out of my unit when I have to change NLUK's nappies?

That is a courageous plan B!