Reply to: designed by a consultant

[Zigenare]

I used to sit down to pee. It meant I could spend more time reading the paper at client site.

You can't beat a £10 crap - unless of course it's to get it round the U-bend!

[NotAllThere]

I used to sit down to pee. It meant I could spend more time reading the paper at client site.

[vetran]

Which is why you normally use the gents.

Oxford services this morning is the first public Gents I have used for a while that didn't have a swimming pool under it. I rarely use the cubicles, its a similar experience there as well. I see no reason why the ladies have to share with a bunch of animals who can't hit a barn door!

[NotAllThere]

They’ve got unisex toilets on Weymouth sea front. I didn’t want to use them because I didn’t want to stand in p1ss and have to wipe the seat before I sat down.

Which is why you normally use the gents.

[Zigenare]

When I’m in civilisation. If I’m out hiking I have a device that lets me pee standing up.

I’m still learning the fine art of detecting wind direction, though.

Being a moderator on here I would've thought you'd be used to pissing into the wind.

[cojak]

You sit down for a wee? Blimey, you learn something new everyday.

When I’m in civilisation. If I’m out hiking I have a device that lets me pee standing up.

I’m still learning the fine art of detecting wind direction, though.

[vetran]

If men just sat down for a pee they wouldn't need to worry about poor aim (not that they actually worry, because that implies they care about leaving a mess)

I have no idea why there is this notion that men have to stand at the toilet and miss.

sitting down is a challenge whenever our chap is above half mast, if you want the door painted then I'll sit down in the morning!

[SueEllen]

If men just sat down for a pee they wouldn't need to worry about poor aim (not that they actually worry, because that implies they care about leaving a mess)

Some men do.

[ladymuck]

If men just sat down for a pee they wouldn't need to worry about poor aim (not that they actually worry, because that implies they care about leaving a mess)

I have no idea why there is this notion that men have to stand at the toilet and miss.

[vetran]

You sit down for a wee? Blimey, you learn something new everyday.

of course you do, she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

[northernladuk]

Unisex loos are contencious enough as it is but wait till you've got them in a building full of Indian developers. There will be no seats to wipe.

[northernladuk]

They’ve got unisex toilets on Weymouth sea front. I didn’t want to use them because I didn’t want to stand in p1ss and have to wipe the seat before I sat down.

You sit down for a wee? Blimey, you learn something new everyday.

[Gibbon]

Not so sure what goes on in hostels is any reflection of real life to be fair.

Hence my disappointment ever since!

[woohoo]

Went to the Palace Theatre last night, have shared toilets in the VIP section, so locked stall with mirror and sync next to it. Quite uncomfortable listining to women go on when I'm trying to have a pee and not fart in the bog room.

[vetran]

Reading this is enough to give one constipation!

nah Gricer irritates the tulip out of me normally.