designed by a consultant

[cojak]

You sit down for a wee? Blimey, you learn something new everyday.

When I’m in civilisation. If I’m out hiking I have a device that lets me pee standing up.

I’m still learning the fine art of detecting wind direction, though.

[Zigenare]

When I’m in civilisation. If I’m out hiking I have a device that lets me pee standing up.

I’m still learning the fine art of detecting wind direction, though.

Being a moderator on here I would've thought you'd be used to pissing into the wind.

[NotAllThere]

They’ve got unisex toilets on Weymouth sea front. I didn’t want to use them because I didn’t want to stand in p1ss and have to wipe the seat before I sat down.

Which is why you normally use the gents.

[vetran]

Which is why you normally use the gents.

Oxford services this morning is the first public Gents I have used for a while that didn't have a swimming pool under it. I rarely use the cubicles, its a similar experience there as well. I see no reason why the ladies have to share with a bunch of animals who can't hit a barn door!

[NotAllThere]

I used to sit down to pee. It meant I could spend more time reading the paper at client site.

[Zigenare]

I used to sit down to pee. It meant I could spend more time reading the paper at client site.

You can't beat a £10 crap - unless of course it's to get it round the U-bend!