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    #21
    Reading this is enough to give one constipation!

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      #22
      Originally posted by Protagoras View Post
      Reading this is enough to give one constipation!
      nah Gricer irritates the tulip out of me normally.

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        #23
        Went to the Palace Theatre last night, have shared toilets in the VIP section, so locked stall with mirror and sync next to it. Quite uncomfortable listining to women go on when I'm trying to have a pee and not fart in the bog room.

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          #24
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

          Not so sure what goes on in hostels is any reflection of real life to be fair.
          Hence my disappointment ever since!
          But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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            #25
            Originally posted by cojak View Post

            They’ve got unisex toilets on Weymouth sea front. I didn’t want to use them because I didn’t want to stand in p1ss and have to wipe the seat before I sat down.
            You sit down for a wee? Blimey, you learn something new everyday.
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #26
              Unisex loos are contencious enough as it is but wait till you've got them in a building full of Indian developers. There will be no seats to wipe.
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #27
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

                You sit down for a wee? Blimey, you learn something new everyday.
                of course you do, she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

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                  #28
                  If men just sat down for a pee they wouldn't need to worry about poor aim (not that they actually worry, because that implies they care about leaving a mess)

                  I have no idea why there is this notion that men have to stand at the toilet and miss.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                    If men just sat down for a pee they wouldn't need to worry about poor aim (not that they actually worry, because that implies they care about leaving a mess)
                    Some men do.
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                      If men just sat down for a pee they wouldn't need to worry about poor aim (not that they actually worry, because that implies they care about leaving a mess)

                      I have no idea why there is this notion that men have to stand at the toilet and miss.
                      sitting down is a challenge whenever our chap is above half mast, if you want the door painted then I'll sit down in the morning!

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