Reading this is enough to give one constipation!
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nah Gricer irritates the tulip out of me normally.Originally posted by Protagoras View PostReading this is enough to give one constipation!Comment
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Went to the Palace Theatre last night, have shared toilets in the VIP section, so locked stall with mirror and sync next to it. Quite uncomfortable listining to women go on when I'm trying to have a pee and not fart in the bog room.
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Hence my disappointment ever since!Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
Not so sure what goes on in hostels is any reflection of real life to be fair.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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You sit down for a wee? Blimey, you learn something new everyday.Originally posted by cojak View Post
They’ve got unisex toilets on Weymouth sea front. I didn’t want to use them because I didn’t want to stand in p1ss and have to wipe the seat before I sat down.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Unisex loos are contencious enough as it is but wait till you've got them in a building full of Indian developers. There will be no seats to wipe.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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of course you do, she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fireOriginally posted by northernladuk View Post
You sit down for a wee? Blimey, you learn something new everyday.
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If men just sat down for a pee they wouldn't need to worry about poor aim (not that they actually worry, because that implies they care about leaving a mess)
I have no idea why there is this notion that men have to stand at the toilet and miss.Comment
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Some men do.Originally posted by ladymuck View PostIf men just sat down for a pee they wouldn't need to worry about poor aim (not that they actually worry, because that implies they care about leaving a mess)
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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sitting down is a challenge whenever our chap is above half mast, if you want the door painted then I'll sit down in the morning!Originally posted by ladymuck View PostIf men just sat down for a pee they wouldn't need to worry about poor aim (not that they actually worry, because that implies they care about leaving a mess)
I have no idea why there is this notion that men have to stand at the toilet and miss.Comment
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