Reply to: Speaking of being old and out of touch...

[Whorty]

I can imagine that is the exact look on most women's faces when you try to woo them!

Not all of them .... some are peacefully asleep thanks to rohypnol

[vetran]

It's one technique I employ to get the girls screaming!

I can imagine that is the exact look on most women's faces when you try to woo them!

[Whorty]

Some kind, yes. (Giorgio platform)
In the same way that the Audi TT is the same as a Skoda Octavia (MQB platform)

Obviously taste is personal, but looked at all vehicles on that platform and I wouldn't touch any. I'm sure they're great cars for you, but I'll keep my hairdresser car thanks.

[WTFH]

I think it's a FIAT SUV of some kind.

Some kind, yes. (Giorgio platform)
In the same way that the Audi TT is the same as a Skoda Octavia (MQB platform)

[_V_]

You never did tell the rest of the class what car you have.

I think it's a FIAT SUV of some kind. Probably spends most of it's time in the repair shop.

[Whorty]

I choose a car that could drive over yours, can drive past yours without even going near 8th gear, looks better and handles better. Why would I choose something slow, low and tiny, when I can have something better and more fun?

You never did tell the rest of the class what car you have.

[WTFH]

Choice being the operative word .... being young, fit and flexible, I can choose a low car. You oldies, you need something more fitting for your arthritic bodies

I choose a car that could drive over yours, can drive past yours without even going near 8th gear, looks better and handles better. Why would I choose something slow, low and tiny, when I can have something better and more fun?

[Whorty]

Is'nt that one of your dating techniques?

It's one technique I employ to get the girls screaming!

[Whorty]

I stop you from shining by casting shade on you and your car choice.

Choice being the operative word .... being young, fit and flexible, I can choose a low car. You oldies, you need something more fitting for your arthritic bodies

[northernladuk]

You boomers are holding us youth back. You stop us from shining.

Is'nt that one of your dating techniques?

[WTFH]

You boomers are holding us youth back. You stop us from shining.

I stop you from shining by casting shade on you and your car choice.

[Whorty]

The only way you’ll shine is if you polish your head.

You boomers are holding us youth back. You stop us from shining.

[NotAllThere]

They are right though. THere are exceptions but as a generalisation it's fairly accurate - the main difference is whether you realise it's happening or think you're still young and cool while the younglings are laughing at you.

Which reminds me...

“People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.” Bob Monkhouse.

Eric Sykes got hearing aids "I didn’t hear a laugh for 25 years… then I got these and I realized I hadn’t been getting any!"

[WTFH]

I'm still cool and relevant.... youbokd buggers need to move over, it's our time now to shine.

The only way you’ll shine is if you polish your head.

[Whorty]

They are right though. THere are exceptions but as a generalisation it's fairly accurate - the main difference is whether you realise it's happening or think you're still young and cool while the younglings are laughing at you.

I'm still cool and relevant.... youbokd buggers need to move over, it's our time now to shine.