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  • d000hg
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    I'm sure every bird enthusiast searching for "great tits" knows his pain.

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  • vetran
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    Apparently Neil Parish was searching for types of tractors on his phone in The Commons, Instead of typing In Massey Ferguson he typed in Messy Facials, c*m on we've all done it

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  • Eirikur
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    I knew a girl who called her vibrator her tractor

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  • vetran
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  • vetran
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    Little Britain has it covered

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  • GJABS
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    Reminds me of my (urgent) colour printer maintenance course (self taught) at one of my first clients many years ago. I foolishly tried printing off an x-rated downloaded pic on the company's brand new Apple colour printer, and the paper jammed inside. Had a job getting it out before anyone noticed . Those were the days without user profiles and website monitoring..

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post

    About 15 years ago, I was working on an outsourced project for a London Council. I came across a massive amount male porn pics and videos on the server used by HR and staffed entirely by women. I informed them that I would be deleting the folders.
    I bet there was a copy of Universal Soldier on it.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Anyone that watches porn at work, particularly MP's needs to get what's coming to them for sure but porn isn't gender specific and the fact a woman is sitting next to them is a bit of a red herring? I guess the devil is in the details but assume said watcher was attempting to be discreet and the 'person' next to him caught him then this doesn't fall in to the sexist misogynistic issue that's going on does it? It's some idiot watch porn at work being caught by whatever gender person sitting next to him? Plenty of people have been caught watching it and they weren't labelled a sexist misogynist I'm sure. Bad time to get caught doing that though so whoever it was is an utter moron.

    But I guess the details will be irrelevant and just get swept up with the issues currently going on.
    About 15 years ago, I was working on an outsourced project for a London Council. I came across a massive amount male porn pics and videos on the server used by HR and staffed entirely by women. I informed them that I would be deleting the folders.

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  • SueEllen
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    Bye bye!

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  • quackhandle
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    In an exclusive interview with BBC South West, he said:

    "The situation was that - funnily enough it was tractors I was looking at."

    Some of those John Deere ones! Phwoar!



    qh

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  • DealorNoDeal
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    If you examined all the phones of male MPs, I wonder what % would have visited porn sites? All accidental of course.

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  • SueEllen
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    He opened by mistake says his wife.

    Odd I've never seen porn in a workplace or public place on my own devices by mistake.




    https://metro.co.uk/2022/04/29/neil-...ions-16561360/

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    "Mr Parish, 65, referred himself for investigation, the party said."

    Before someone leaked his name.

    Edited to say: all parties are as bad as each other in this.
    Last edited by SueEllen; 29 April 2022, 16:20.

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  • WTFH
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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61276319

    Neil Parish.

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  • SueEllen
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    This is why the MP thought it was acceptable to watch porn in the Commons.

    You can hear the clip on the link and another caller who was a researcher called in later on a different show.

    https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/anne-mari...-against-wall/

    A female cabinet minister has told LBC she was pinned against a wall by a male MP with "wandering hands" as she spoke about misogyny in Parliament.

    International Trade Secretary Anne-Marie Trevelyan revealed she has been at the "sharp-end of misogyny" by some of her male colleagues, "many times over".


    She told LBC's Nick Ferrari at Breakfast she was pinned against a wall by a male MP "many years ago" - and the politician involved is no longer in Parliament.

    "Well, we might describe it as wandering hands, if you like, we might describe it as a number of years ago being pinned up against a wall by a male MP who is now no longer in the House, I'm pleased to say, declaring that I must want him because he was a powerful man," she told Nick.



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