Reply to: Leaving for better women

[Gibbon]

You couldn't keep it up?

Not at that intensity at my age, every 10 mins is a big ask > 40 yrs. Now at 19, "young dumb and full of c*m" not a problem!

[vetran]

Imagine being put up in the same hotel that they used for their flight crew, pilots are self righteous pricks and the air stewardess loved to foster attention on anyone who could outspend the pilots to wind them up

ah that's better I was feeling sick!

[ladymuck]

Best I had was a client right next door to Virgin Atlantic at Gatwick (which otherwise a dump). My desk was looking straight out to the bus stop where the air hostesses used to get on/off, every ten minutes. I had to leave in the end as my performance was starting to droop off.

You couldn't keep it up?

[SimonMac]

Best I had was a client right next door to Virgin Atlantic at Gatwick (which otherwise a dump). My desk was looking straight out to the bus stop where the air hostesses used to get on/off, every ten minutes. I had to leave in the end as my performance was starting to droop off.

Imagine being put up in the same hotel that they used for their flight crew, pilots are self righteous pricks and the air stewardess loved to foster attention on anyone who could outspend the pilots to wind them up

[Gibbon]

Best I had was a client right next door to Virgin Atlantic at Gatwick (which otherwise a dump). My desk was looking straight out to the bus stop where the air hostesses used to get on/off, every ten minutes. I had to leave in the end as my performance was starting to droop off.

[Zigenare]

I decided to stay on for a while in the end to set up the new cctv system.

Oh dear...

[CheeseSlice]

I almost left a gig like that but I stayed in the end due to a strange turn of events.

I was interviewed in the head office almost exclusively filled with women. It was like they’d never seen a man before that day. So much attention and so many smiles.

However it was a bait and switch. After signing the contract I was given a new office address to be based in. Some dank, rat infested dump of an old building with broken heating and full of IT people. But, within 1 week the place had been burned to the ground during the night. Petrol cans were discovered in the ashes. They never caught anyone because the old cctv system failed the day before. It was a system upgrade..apparently.

They had to move us all into the head office after that. I decided to stay on for a while in the end to set up the new cctv system.

[d000hg]

Can't you just ogle during Zoom/Teams calls?

[vetran]

High availability is best practice, after all.

Of course, Simon, remember that HA isn't DR. So really you probably need another 2 at least.

maybe a Cluster - F***?

[vwdan]

Why upgrade your wife?

Follow our supreme leader and have a mistress as well. Just make sure she doesn't keep a diary....

High availability is best practice, after all.

Of course, Simon, remember that HA isn't DR. So really you probably need another 2 at least.

[Whorty]

Why upgrade your wife?

Follow our supreme leader and have a mistress as well. Just make sure she doesn't keep a diary....

Or just upgrade to someone else's (ex)wife .....

[ladymuck]

Think about the poor women where you work, having to see your fat ass wobbling to the snack machine every half hour.

[jamesbrown]

Think about the poor women where you work, having to see your fat ass wobbling to the snack machine every half hour.

[SueEllen]

Why upgrade your wife?

Follow our supreme leader and have a mistress as well. Just make sure she doesn't keep a diary....

[vetran]

upgrade your wife.. its easy and cheap... just ask Brillo & Ziggy.