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    #11
    Can't you just ogle during Zoom/Teams calls?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      I almost left a gig like that but I stayed in the end due to a strange turn of events.

      I was interviewed in the head office almost exclusively filled with women. It was like they’d never seen a man before that day. So much attention and so many smiles.

      However it was a bait and switch. After signing the contract I was given a new office address to be based in. Some dank, rat infested dump of an old building with broken heating and full of IT people. But, within 1 week the place had been burned to the ground during the night. Petrol cans were discovered in the ashes. They never caught anyone because the old cctv system failed the day before. It was a system upgrade..apparently.

      They had to move us all into the head office after that. I decided to stay on for a while in the end to set up the new cctv system.

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        #13
        Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
        I decided to stay on for a while in the end to set up the new cctv system.
        Oh dear...

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        Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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          #14
          Best I had was a client right next door to Virgin Atlantic at Gatwick (which otherwise a dump). My desk was looking straight out to the bus stop where the air hostesses used to get on/off, every ten minutes. I had to leave in the end as my performance was starting to droop off.
          But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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            #15
            Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
            Best I had was a client right next door to Virgin Atlantic at Gatwick (which otherwise a dump). My desk was looking straight out to the bus stop where the air hostesses used to get on/off, every ten minutes. I had to leave in the end as my performance was starting to droop off.
            Imagine being put up in the same hotel that they used for their flight crew, pilots are self righteous pricks and the air stewardess loved to foster attention on anyone who could outspend the pilots to wind them up

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            Last edited by SimonMac; 23 November 2021, 09:34.
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
              Best I had was a client right next door to Virgin Atlantic at Gatwick (which otherwise a dump). My desk was looking straight out to the bus stop where the air hostesses used to get on/off, every ten minutes. I had to leave in the end as my performance was starting to droop off.
              You couldn't keep it up?

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                #17
                Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

                Imagine being put up in the same hotel that they used for their flight crew, pilots are self righteous pricks and the air stewardess loved to foster attention on anyone who could outspend the pilots to wind them up

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                ah that's better I was feeling sick!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

                  You couldn't keep it up?
                  Not at that intensity at my age, every 10 mins is a big ask > 40 yrs. Now at 19, "young dumb and full of c*m" not a problem!
                  But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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