Current gig has a shortage of decent skirt, all day I am stuck with no eye candy at all and lots of dogs, should I jump to a new gig or keep working from home with the wife?
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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You've got to go. NOW! Lack of eye candy is a breach of your human rights and must not be tolerated. Mention it to your client who I am sure will totally understand and then exit as soon as possible.
Lack of pyscho candy however is a blessing but never count your chickens because that could change!
Stay strong brother!'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Why upgrade your wife?
Follow our supreme leader and have a mistress as well. Just make sure she doesn't keep a diary...."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Think about the poor women where you work, having to see your fat ass wobbling to the snack machine every half hour.
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Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostThink about the poor women where you work, having to see your fat ass wobbling to the snack machine every half hour.
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Or just upgrade to someone else's (ex)wife .....Originally posted by SueEllen View PostWhy upgrade your wife?
Follow our supreme leader and have a mistress as well. Just make sure she doesn't keep a diary....
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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High availability is best practice, after all.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostWhy upgrade your wife?
Follow our supreme leader and have a mistress as well. Just make sure she doesn't keep a diary....
Of course, Simon, remember that HA isn't DR. So really you probably need another 2 at least.Comment
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maybe a Cluster - F***?Originally posted by vwdan View Post
High availability is best practice, after all.
Of course, Simon, remember that HA isn't DR. So really you probably need another 2 at least.Comment
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