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Previously on "Monday Whinge: Dog owners."

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Sounds like Whorty trolling for totty


    I thought he would be more like an excitable Jack Russell, all noise, no action and trying to shag everyone's leg.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    badly behaved poodle sniffing around the bakery department.
    Sounds like Whorty trolling for totty

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  • Mordac
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    Mr Harris had bought the dog through Facebook from a seller in London.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    Or the fecking thing kills one man & truly fecks up another:

    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/grandfathe...085445184.html
    But he (the dog) was completely harmless....

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Or the fecking thing kills one man & truly fecks up another:

    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/grandfathe...085445184.html

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  • SueEllen
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    Whinge #9 Medium to large dog taking human owner on a walk using a harness. Dog jumps up towards as you walk by. Human says "He's harmless"

    Two weeks later you see dog taking human owner on walk but this time dog is wearing a muzzle.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Whinge #8 Dog owners who walk their dogs without a lead and then don't understand why you've shot it dead for running onto your land after your wife, cat or livestock.
    you shot your wife & cat first?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Whinge #8 Dog owners who walk their dogs without a lead and then don't understand why you've shot it dead for running onto your land after it chased your wife, cat or livestock.
    Last edited by NotAllThere; 22 November 2021, 12:19. Reason: Edited: ambiguity spotted by a pedant :-p

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  • ladymuck
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    Whinge #7 - dog owners who think their pet is amazing yet it's just a fur shedding machine that smells of crap and onion crisps

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  • SueEllen
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    Whinge - I agree with both.


    Whinge #6 Dogs taking a human on a walk/trot by a dog using extendable leads.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Monday Whinge: Dog owners.

    Whinge #1. Dogs that lead owners for a walk rather than the owner being in charge.
    Whinge #2. Dogs out of control in parks and molesting other wildlife and humans while the dog owner claims the dog only wants to play.
    Whinge #3. So called ‘companion dogs’, usually owned by grown men and these dogs are treated by shops and restaurants as if they are guide dogs for the blind. You end up with some sort of badly behaved poodle sniffing around the bakery department.
    Whinge #4. Professional dog walkers that expect pedestrians to walk in road when confronted with some bint looking like Camilla Parker Bowles with six dogs.
    Whinge #5. Dog poo.
    "Monday Whinge: People who change from the default font."

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  • Paddy
    started a topic Monday Whinge: Dog owners.

    Monday Whinge: Dog owners.

    Monday Whinge: Dog owners.

    Whinge #1. Dogs that lead owners for a walk rather than the owner being in charge.
    Whinge #2. Dogs out of control in parks and molesting other wildlife and humans while the dog owner claims the dog only wants to play.
    Whinge #3. So called ‘companion dogs’, usually owned by grown men and these dogs are treated by shops and restaurants as if they are guide dogs for the blind. You end up with some sort of badly behaved poodle sniffing around the bakery department.
    Whinge #4. Professional dog walkers that expect pedestrians to walk in road when confronted with some bint looking like Camilla Parker Bowles with six dogs.
    Whinge #5. Dog poo.

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