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GJABS replied

5 October 2021, 20:50
Is he Tesco's latest offer? Only available when you spend 5000 Clubcard points.
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vetran replied

5 October 2021, 15:56
I know we said it was our "everything off" sale sir...

How do you wish to pay sir?

The studio for naked Attraction is that way sir!
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northernladuk replied

5 October 2021, 15:53
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Will you please wipe after you swipe?

By the way.. you notice how this lady is doing the kind thing when she finds a stranger butt nekkid in the vicinity. She isn't slamming the door and calling the police!!
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ladymuck replied

5 October 2021, 15:52
Will you please wipe after you swipe?
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northernladuk replied

5 October 2021, 15:09
You're gonna need a bigger towel than that luv.
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Gibbon replied

5 October 2021, 15:08
"Control this is sierra69, we're going to need a bigger vest, I'm strapping myself in!"
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MarillionFan replied

5 October 2021, 15:02
Goodness sake, when we said you couldn't wear pyjamas or dressing gowns we didn't mean Nothing!
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Paralytic replied

5 October 2021, 15:00
I AM wearing a mask.
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Paddy replied

5 October 2021, 12:55
Sir, we don't fit the condoms; you have to do that at home.
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d000hg replied

5 October 2021, 11:40
It's not going to work twice Walter.
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vetran started a topic Caption competition

5 October 2021, 11:34
Caption competition

As per Paralytics suggestion

Can I suggest

I think this is in your size sir.

or

Cheeky!
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